Ok, so it's not dwarf bread but...

Salami, cheese made weapons in store

Good thing they didn’t attack with fresh fruit. :smiley:

What about pointed sticks?
Shut up!!!

I never sausage a grate amount of hostility over a shopping cart. Bet the old dude hopes he never meats another stubborn shopper.

I’ve heard of sharp cheese, and even extra sharp cheese. But I’ve never before heard of cheese sharp enough to be used like a knife! :eek:

You never heard of a prison Chevre?