Precisely. Sitting down to pee first thing in the morningwood seem to be a perfectly reasonable choice.
Even when I was on crutches and in a knee brace after knee surgery I peed standing up! It still took less effort and was faster than sitting. The only time I pee sitting down is when I’m also taking a shit.
Same here. Not half-drained, but something is pressing against something and that last good squirt won’t come out until I stand up, and then it usually ends up in my pants or running down my leg. No thanks. It takes a concentrated kegel clench to prevent it, and even then it’s not guaranteed.
I’ve got an old-fashioned toilet here at home and the bowl isn’t all that large or oval, and the water level is high. Stuffing my junk between my legs brings them dangerously close to both the toilet rim, and the water. No thanks.
In the forest, you’ll never see a guy squat to pee. Even if there were a convenient tree stump or something, you’ll never see a guy sit down to pee 'cause it’s more relaxing or something.
As for male dogs squating, I have seen a couple do that. It’s usually because they weren’t properly enculturated and were raised by bitches.
::d&r’s::
At my home or the homes of friends and family, I sit.
At public facilities, I stand.
Or in the case of Japanese-style toilets, I squat.
So, now that you’ve been paroled, do you still see him every once in a while, or is it just over between you two?
Sitting down with morningwood isn’t possible unless you use an axe or are a contortionist. And almost every bathroom does have a urinal. It’s that big tub like thing next to the toilet. :rolleyes:
Though the window, down the hall, off the mirror nothing but bowl.
I’ve often thought that toilets were obviously designed for women. They don’t make good urinals, but that’s better than the alternative. You have the problem of trying to stuff your junk down at the right angle to not piss on your own feet if you sit, and usually the gap at the front isn’t really big enough for comfort. Often, you’re pressed right up against the side of the bowl. And I’m not particularly well hung. I can imagine what those 9"+ guys must have to go through. If you’ve got morning wood, sometimes you have to resort to the position I call the drunken superman (leaning over the toilet, hand against the wall, other hand aiming, bent over at the hips as far as possible to get the angle) so that you’re not watering the ceiling. It’s sometimes better to just go in the shower in the morning because sometimes the damn thing won’t go down until after you’ve relieved yourself.
For the oh-so-condescending women in this thread: I lived on my own for over ten years (not including a few years with male roommates) and mommy hasn’t had clean up after me since I was in grade school. In fact, bathroom cleaning duties were rotated among us weekly when I was a kid. I clean my own toilet and I stand to piss. You would too if you had a dick, because sitting down is usually much more of a pain than a little splash wiping and periodic scrubbing.
Queen Elizabeth I of England to be exact 
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