OK, this whole "tainted Chinese toys" thing has become self-parody.

[5que]

@Vinyl Turnip

Hey, it ain’t a party 'till she passes out! Am I right, guys? Who’s with me? Come on, somebody give me a high-five!

We’re with you, Bruce!

[VinylTurnip]

@askeptic

[side note] I read this last night on my PDA and tought you were making fun of a typo I made. Typed out a irritated response on the tiny keyboard but couldn’t get it to post. Good thing, because I just realized it was an innocent mistake. I wonder if the mods can make it so I have to wait 24 hours after I type a post to submit it. Sure would make me look…less assholish.[/side note]

Hmm. Yes, and I didn’t even notice I’d made it until you pointed it out. Further evidence of brain rot, sadly.