OK, we hope it's our last Elian question....

But I’ve got to ask,… what’s the deal with his hair and teeth differences between the morning and evening photos today?

Been over at the Drudge Report, eh?

Personally, I don’t see it. As far as his teeth go, the gap in the first photo (with him being removed from the house) appears to be in the lower row of teeth. In the “reunited” photos, you can’t SEE the bottom row of his teeth at all. So the disappearing gap doesn’t seem like such a huge mystery.

There also doesn’t appear to me to be any difference with his hair. In the photo where he’s being taken away, there would have been bright lights on him, and also his head is sort of at an angle, making the hair on the side of his head look thin. In the later photos, he’s looking straight at the camera, so naturally the hair’s going to look darker.

I think in the next day or so, new pictures will be taken of him showing that yes, one of his lower teeth is still missing, and yes, his hair is still thin.

…but of course, They could’ve just knocked out that tooth and shaved the sides of his head in the last day or so, to cover their tracks…which would prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the moon landings were faked and JFK was shot by a rabid platypus.

… and wasn’t that a rabid rabbit that chased after then-president Bush? I tell you, it all fits together!

I think it was Carter who was attacked by the vicious swamp rabbit.


TMR
If you believed in yourself, and tore enough holes
in your pants, there was always a mist-filled alley
right around the corner.

Sure, that’s the attack that they’re telling you about…