From here:
STOLEN: One 6 foot tall pint of Guinness beer costume. The costume is green in color. This is one of only two such costumes known to be in the United States. The costume is valued at $3,000. It was flown from Ireland to the Tri-county area for advertisement purposes. The owner is Tri-County Beer Distributors of 14301 Prospect St. in Detroit Mi.
So fess up - who has it?
I used to pass out the costumes for a number of products.
The most popular to order was the Sugar Crisp bear, until they found out how hot it was.
Captain Crunch was much better because there was no mask.
Should be fairly easy to spot the perp on Monday, no?
6 foot tall “pint” costume?
It would logically have to be a very, very skinny person…
I suggest we have a pub crawl - um, I mean a citizen patrol of all bars in SE Michigan and the Windsor area on Monday just to lend a hand in , ya know, surveillance or whatever… 
There’s a joke in here somewhere.
Ohhhh, that’s where that came from. Man, that was one crazy night. And until I woke up sober and it was still there, I could have sworn I was having night terrors about a 6-foot tall Guinness trying to drink me.
Wondered how I got to Russia…
And frat houses. If they really want to crack this crime, the local P.D. should send a youthful-looking officer 'round the area frat house rows…
That would work best with a youthful-looking female officer.
Nah, most frat boys are secretly closet cases.
As opposed to openly closet cases?
Well, there’s in the closet, and there’s “in” the closet, where everyone but your mom knows. 