Well, the esteemed Doctor Who probably didn’t unless he needs the reward money, but, well, here is an amusing little item to enhance your Friday amusement.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/4077698.stm
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“Kidnappers” who stole a Dalek from a Somerset tourist attraction have sent its owners a ransom note - and the alien’s amputated plunger.
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“The police think it was probably taken by kids or students, but there is also the idea that it could be heading to Edinburgh for the G8 protests.”