Let’s be real: the most interesting issue this season has been trying to figure who was previously on steroids and who wasn’t. With less than two weeks remaining in the season I think now is as good as any other time to start the witch hunt!
Me being a Los Angeleno, the first three I nominate are Eric Gagne, Adrian Beltre & Steve Finley.
I guess being the myopic Dodgers fan, I absolutely didn’t want to believe Beltre was using, but he’s had such a lousy year and no real injuries (as opposed to last year when he seemed to be gimpy all year and still hit 48 dingers) evidence suggests he did IMHO. Plus, Dodgers GM earlier this year somewhat alluded to taking extra care in keeping the Dodgers free of steroid users with the implementation testing. Just as likely could have been covering his ass after letting Beltre skip town, but maybe he was on to something.
Finley has looks like a twig compared to last season (37 homers and popeye forearms) and can’t hit to save his life, which IMHO makes him a pretty obvious user.
Gagne? 100mph fastball last season and now he’s been on the shelf since April. I was at the last game he pitched and watched the radar on each pitch and his fastest was clocked at 94. Maybe he was already injured, but I would guess he, too, was using. And he came out of nowhere to become a dominant closer.
The obvious accusations:
Bonds (duh)
Brett Boone (ditto)
Sammy Sosa (gee, you think?)
Jason Giambi (and I think he’s still on HGH like many others, which is not detectable under current MLB testing)
Gary Sheffield (Sure, Gary, it was flaxseed oil)
Okay, I’ll make that near-sighted (far-sighted?) accusation:
Roger Clemens (43 and more dominant than ever. Hmm. In the immortal words of Bill Murray in Ghostbusters, I’d say that’s a big yes).
Miguel Tejada (where there’s smoke there’s fire and he really became a stud overnight in Oakland, didn’t he?).
Guys I thought in the past were juicing but now am not so sure:
Alex Rodriguez (still hitting the crap out of the ball)
Ken Griffey (ditto, until he tore his hammy again)
I’m probably alone on this, but given his testimony and past interview answers I’m willing to believe Mark McGwire used steroids early on in his career, but perhaps was using over-the-counter supplements when he hit 70 like he said. Not that he could claim that and get off, which might explain his odd responses during the congressional hearings.
Whoa, I don’t want to steal everyone’s fun (plus I’m too lazy to look up all the MLB rosters tonight). Grab your torches and pitchforks and join the mob!
(P.S. I don’t care whether you think steroid use is okay or not for MLB players: that issue has been debated to death. I want names!)