Okay, call me an idjit, but....Spontaneous Human Combustion?

Factual Questions
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Alright, I know, it really sounds preposturous, but I just hafta know. Is there any possibility of it? If not, feel free to show evidence, look down on me, slap my ass and call me susan.

But hey, I’m curious, and need to know whether to start drinking alot of water.

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Look here.

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Consarnit, I should have known that Cecil would have addressed a question like that already.

Thanks, porcupine. I think I’ll go smack my head off a wall now…

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Oh, and since you asked, you’re an idjit. :slight_smile: