Okay - I'm pitting gutless pandering. WARNING - thread is pig-related.

[BrainGlutton]

[QUOTE=Sophistry and Illusion]
Well, there are, but they tend to stay in Israel.
[/QUOTE]

Not always.

[tagos]

[QUOTE=psychonaut]
Of course. Whoever heard of Jewish zealots?
[/QUOTE]

Now you be sure to get back to us when they start exploding on our subway systems.

[Derleth]

[QUOTE=tagos]
Now you be sure to get back to us when they start exploding on our subway systems.
[/QUOTE]
Nah, I understand they’re all exempt from military service.

[Malacandra]

@tagos

[QUOTE=Punoqllads]
If you keep on roamin’ the boards looking for trollery, you’re gonna make a mess o’ da place.

Now you be sure to get back to us when they start exploding on our subway systems.
[/quote]

True, we generally worry about a different kind of crack suicide squad these days.

[Freddy_the_Pig]

Hot damn, my username is offensive to Muslims. Or at least, some British agency might think it is. Personally, I think the cartoon in the OP link is offensive to pigs!

[MrDibble]

[QUOTE=psychonaut]
Of course. Whoever heard of Jewish zealots?
[/QUOTE]

*I *got it, even if a couple folks look like they got whooshed.

[Malacandra]

[QUOTE=MrDibble]
*I *got it, even if a couple folks look like they got whooshed.
[/QUOTE]

Yeah, well I got what Punoqllads said.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

[QUOTE=psychonaut]
Of course. Whoever heard of Jewish zealots?
[/QUOTE]

Best one-line post of the week!

I bow to you, sir.

[jjimm]

[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright]
I bow to you, sir.
[/QUOTE]
And there’s someone else kow-towing!

[Ludovic]

[QUOTE=Malacandra]
True, we generally worry about a different kind of crack suicide squad these days.
[/QUOTE]
The ones blowing themselves up are from the League against Defamation.

[Arnold_Winkelried]

[QUOTE=adam yax]
Why was Three Little Pigs never considered offensive to Jews?
[/QUOTE]
Actually it was. From From Wikipedia

One sequence in the [Disney] cartoon, which showed the Big Bad Wolf dressing up as a caricature of a Jewish peddler, was excised from the film after its release and replaced with a less offensive sequence, with the Wolf pretending to be the Fuller Brush man instead, but still had a Yiddish voice.

I have a Silly Symphonies DVD which shows the “new” version, but before getting the DVD I had purchased the individual short from the iTunes store, and iTunes had the original version with the Jewish peddler.

[Johnny_Angel]

So, how do Muslims feel about pigs marrying frogs?

[silenus]

Well, both frogs and pigs are haram, so they shouldn’t have any problem with it, other than the fact that Piggy nevers wears the chadoor.

[Gala_Matrix_Fire]

[QUOTE=mhendo]
As of this morning, i’ve stopped work on my children’s book manuscript, Porky Goes to Mecca.
[/QUOTE]

Arrgh! Now I seriously want to read that book!