Okay, we know Jessica Fletcher was a serial killer.

Will Ziggy at least let Archer take Murphy Brown with him?

“Gopher, ziss is KAOS. Vee don’t LIMBO here!!!”

Here’s an interesting factoid. When Capt Steubing was a writer for Ted Baxter, Ted’s girlfriend’s (Georgia Engels) father (Benjamin Engels) was a USCG Vice Admiral and was the Atlantic Area Commander. Maybe that’s how Murray got that gig on the Pacific Princess?

What was Skynet up to when it sent a T-100 back to the Hyborian age to assassinate primitive religious leader Thulsa Doom?

Poor Det John McClane, he survived multiple encounters with criminals and terrorists, but after finally completing his psychology degree part time he gets killed by a disturbed former client.

It is too bad that Mr Kotter couldn’t have gotten through to Vincent Barbarino, as he would grow up to be a hitman (changing his name to Vince Vega) in the Wallace gang. He would come to a tragic end when shot in the bathroom by Det. John “Butch” McClane who had by that time became a professional boxer.

That’s when the Scribe of God, needing a place to hide as an anonymous underling, interceded and sent him to head an L.A. detective agency full of misfits.

And long before, he went to wive it wealthily in Padua (wooing and marrying Martha Stewart): “Yea, verily, we are married merrily … though at first warily, and unfortunately quite sterily.”

Jim West got tired of battling Miguelito Loveless with six-guns, so he called in the Black Sheep squadron to take the little dwarf out once and for all.

After being shot, paralyzed and confined to a wheelchair, Perry Mason vowed to stop defending criminals and start arresting them, taking the job of San Francisco Police Chief.

Considering the incredibly stupid male dominated family Blossom Russo grew up in, it’s no wonder she changed her name, earned a Ph.D., and hooked up with the least macho guy she could find, and all his less-than-masculine friends. And has the hots for one of the guy’s girlfriend.