One of the authors of freakonomics looked at personal ads once. Supposedly far more men make $200k a year than is statistically possible and far fewer women are overweight than is statistically possible.
So lie. Everyone else does. Except me since I don’t have to, being the king of Swaziland and all awards me certain benefits and not having to lie is one of them.
Until the restraining order paperwork is finalized.
:: bows deeply ::
Your Majesty!
When you meet a girl who is OK with you not having had a previous relationship, you will have found the right girl for you.
How old are these girls that don’t think it’s ok?[del]I[/del] my friend finds it kind of cute.
:dons PSXer costume:
hey, that’s not cool. i’m sick as heck of the whole internet making fun of my problems. what;s the internet for if not talking about my life.
my friend says so anyway.
I’m trying to imagine what sort of story would begin with this line.
Maybe your friend and his friend can get together.
Can you enter in an irrational number as your response?
Take your current age and quarter it for time spent with the sisters. Seriously, its like a resume that gets scanned by a computer for key words, just treat it like that and lie where appropriate.
Declan