Blah! I always find out about these things too late!
(female, check.
Okie, check.
OKC location, check.
No car, check.)
Corr
Agreed, Qadgop. I just got back into town following a much-needed vacation to San Francisco and Key West. Missed the announcement for OklaDope II, missed the event. Keep me in mind for the next gala if you don’t mind, Arden Ranger…
Hey, cool! I started an OKC-flame-fest! 
Hmm…next gala…I’d be up for something…
Well since no one one else showed up, this event was retitled to “Verrain’s Visit To Arden.” Okladope II is still fair game. 
Why does Verrain’s Visit to Arden sound so familiar…
We had a fabulous time. I made it the Culinary Tour of Stillwater. Yes, dammit, there are places that are impressive enough that OSU alumni have food shipped to them across country!
Lindy, you’re always up for something.
Ack! I’ve been maligned! I’ve been slandered! I’ve been…I’ve been…
Well, that’s pretty accurate, actually.