Oklahoma man says wife's death was sex fantasy accident

While introducing firearms into the bedroom is not my cup of tea, I must say I have met and engaged a number of seemingly average women (moms, teachers, travel agents, etc.) who were absolute freaks behind closed doors with some hardcore fantasies ranging from choking to rape fantasies and more.

I haven’t checked Rule 34, but I suspect someone out there likes a little gunplay with their foreplay. You just can’t tell about people, ya know?

Whatever trips your trigger…:stuck_out_tongue:

Becoming someone’s prison bitch is always sort of awkward.

I suppose it depends on whether it was a shotgun, a gat held sideways or an olde tyme Thomson submachinegun.
No place for hidin’ baby!
No place to run!
You pull the trigger of my
Looooove guuuuuun!

It matters from a legal perspective.

Yo, Florida - Represent!

Here’s one from April.

Bang! :eek: <him :smack: <her, I’ve been shot!

Believe me…there was plenty of culture to be had, guns or no guns, growing up in the south in my family. But to clarify my own experience…shotguns abounded with no store-bought meat to be found in the deep freeze :slight_smile: I don’t think I ever saw a handgun until I was an adult (other than on television).

Maybe something less suggestive, like “PULL!” ?

This is a guy who when he brings a magazine to bed, it’s not for reading.

I wonder if you can buy Hopppe’s scented K-Y.

Mmmmmm, gun lube.

That didn’t help, but the worst thing was the safe word in their previous sexcapade – “reload”. She was pretending to be Sarah Palin.

Hey, whatever blows your head off.

What a blast!

And does this remind you of Michael Hutchence of INXS? And his lovely wife (Paula Yates) who said “He was probably only masturbating.”

I think if I was married to her I would top myself as well.

Oklahoma Sex Shooting:Reloaded.

He’s been charged with manslaughter.

Maybe she just said she thought muzzles were sexy and he misunderstood.

Maybe he said “I’m gonna shoot!” and SHE misunderstood.