Whenever SingleDad registered.
Hope these two cents aren’t fatigue-inducing.
“Are you frightened of snakes?”
“Only when they dress like werewolves.”
-Preacher
There should be one of these 
after the last sentence of my last post. I swear to god, I have the attention to detail of a coked-up hamster.
Gaudere wrote:
I hate to say this, but … Satan has posted several thousand times. He’s just done so over the course of several months, is all.
(And, yes, Satan does probably have some time on his hands. If he didn’t, he wouldn’t be posting to a message board. Like me. Or Federalist. Or any of the other posters here.)
True enough. However, in the context of the thread–in which Fed repeatedly snipes at Satan for posting too much–it was obviously an insult, and the same one that started this whole flamewar (although Satan definitely overreacted, IMHO). It’s like someone calling someone an idiot for 5 posts, being told not to insult, and then making some comment about “perhaps you need some help understanding this post?” Fairly innocuous by itself, but clearly a jab if you’re aware of the previous incidents. I am not required to make myself artifically stupid so as to not see what Fed was intending to express by his remark.
Alright, you cock-sucking fudge-packing diety-questioning asshole bigot, I have fucking had enough of your bullshit! I’m gonna kick your ass and then fuck your ass until cum spurts out your ears, you neaderfuck! Suck my balls and die, motherfucker!
{ahem}
How was that?
Esprix
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
That sounds like your new sig line to me.
Esprix
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
And we use it with abandon. Why - were you equating freedom of speech with the ‘right’ to not be criticized?
“Help, help, I’m being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system!”
Very nice, but you might wish to look into these homophobic tendencies. I mean, there’s nothing wrong with those things, you know…
:: ducking ::
Yer pal,
Satan
Oh, ya think so?
{lighting candles, pouring chianti, queuing up Barry White}
Why don’t you sit your pretty little self down here and tell me aaaaaaaaall about it… {wink}
Esprix, who wonders how a thread about flag-burning turned into a homo come-on brothel
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
Who was that person anyway?
(Yes I know I’ve done it in the past, but I doubt I was the first to do it.)
By the way Satan…leprotic crotch goblin? Utterly brilliant.
And since I’ll get my Pit license revoked if I don’t say it…
Fuck Off Federalist
…For the glory of Ed Zotti.
Esprix wrote:
Esprix, I am shocked! Satan would never question someones diet!
Esprix, you can’t quote yourself in your own sig line.
…What? Oh! Pit. Right. Gotta nasty it up. What I meant to say was:
Esprix, you can’t quote yourself in your own sig line, you goat-romancing son of fifty fathers.
That’s better.
“Are you frightened of snakes?”
“Only when they dress like werewolves.”
-Preacher
Why not, asshole? I thought it was clever. Made me laugh out loud. That should be the defining quality of a sig line. IMHO.
Oh, and fuck you, too.
Esprix
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”
Esprix,
Oh yeah, you…
Ah, to hell with it. I meant that I couldn’t quote myself. Now that I think of it, though, maybe I can. Knowing that I had you laugh out loud pretty much made my day. You may see it as my sig yet (watch this space!)
“Are you frightened of snakes?”
“Only when they dress like werewolves.”
-Preacher
Be an egocentric like everyone else on this board - quote yourself! You coked-up hamster, you!
Esprix
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”
Hey, there you go - just sign your name:
Lux Fiat, who has the attention span of a coked-up hamster
or somesuch.
Just a thought. Fuck you.
Esprix
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”