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I keep procrastinating calling the rheumatologist for an appointment. It’s not hard to see why: I don’t want to admit the remission might be over. Before my last round of routine labs, I asked the local doc to add an ANA test, and it was positive (over 40), but weakly positive (80). I’m going to ask for an ANA again on the routine labs next week, but I should call the rheumatologist so I can get in sometime before the next geological era. I don’t wanna.
I walked to World Market, which has a wide variety of sugar-free Torani coffee flavorings. I’m not a big coffee drinker; I use it on my morning oatmeal and in my tea.
Does anyone else here enjoy WeRateDogs on YouTube? (I think it’s also on TikTok, but I refuse to go on there.) My daily routine: Whisper a prayer, click on the national news, make an Edvard Munch face of horror, immediately watch a WeRateDogs video, which always makes me laugh. (Every episode starts with, “The dogs were good again this week.”)
Speaking of, I love Otis, FCM! He looks like a dog’s dog and a Very Good Boy. I’m not surprised he follows you around. He knows an alpha female who’s a sucker for scritches when he sees one.
I keep misreading things in this week’s MMP. For instance:
My first thought was, “How do you use bananas to apply a messy salve? Like, do you leave them unpeeled and use them like a Q-Tip, or peel them so they add some mush to the salve?”
Madonn’. I am losing it. I really thought you received a big purple box, as in a cardboard cube, that had printing on it: “Content is not viewable…” I was trying to figure out whether it was for your cat to curl up in so nobody could see her. D’oh.
Shoe! Monkey is adorable! I want to reach through the screen and pet him.
I was at the self-checkout at the grocery store while this poor woman, clearly, overworked and overwhelmed, was trying to checkout with 4 extremely lively kids. They were literally bouncing off everything vertical. They were also running, yelling, and acting like Junior Terrorists, 2nd Class. The eldest, a boy of about 8, pulled a shiny, shiny knife with a 5" blade out of his pocket. Holy frick. I instantly went into Teacher Mode:
“Whoa! Let’s put the knife away.” It was not a suggestion. He did–under his shirt. I hoped it was a (maybe) toy knife with a retractable blade. It sure looked real. I tried to catch Mom’s attention, but the self-checkout clerk was trying to straighten out some issue with her, and the kids were whooping. I kept my eyes on the future Shark. The littlest bro, about 3, shoved him into my cart. I made sure Stabby Boy was OK, said, “Ma’am!” loudly, and the mom thrust the two youngest into her cart, confiscated the knife, and wheeled the paddy wagon out of the store. I told the clerk, but she hadn’t seen the knife and said surely it was a toy.
Oh, and on the way to World Market, I passed this guy at Party City. Some people are way too literal.