Serious science imitates The Straight Dope!
These researchers seem to think they’re onto some original groundbreaking science. Well, good science ought usually to begin with a review of prior research and literature, but these dudez seem to have omitted that effort-saving effort.
Dudez! This is old material! Cecil himself sewed up this topic way back in May, 2003!
Urinal 101: Aim for the back wall or the water?
Uh, guys . . . that’s not news either.
Oh, wait. That’s just the journalist author of this article, Chris Gayomali, talking. I guess he would know that. We all know that right? (The 3-sentence biographical footnote makes clear that this Chris is of the phenotype who would know what happens when hands and penises join together.)