How about horse?
We bought a squirrel feeder something like that for FIL and he enjoyed it. Until Mad Max got up early one morning and chewed holes in it looking for his peanut tribute.
When I was in the USAF, we all loved screaming “Man in the barracks!!!” whenever there was a surprise inspection. We couldn’t shout “Put your shit away”, but we were required to warn everyone when there were men in the barracks. (Except when we were sneaking our boyfriends in of course.)
When your swimming, you aren’t sweating. Or if you do, it isn’t much.
Our neighbors before that place were acceptable, but we had more land so the noise wasn’t as noticeable. We don’t like people that much so our perfect neighbors are the ones we don’t notice.
Speaking of which, we certainly did notice Harry this morning. Or rather, we noticed his raven. Harry is in his mid 80’s and spends a lot of time out on his riding mower fighting the forest. Mrs Harry is his age but not as mobile. Harry put a school bell out on the post so folks visiting could make enough noise for him to hear it when he was in the south forty. The raven leaned that if he rings the bell, Harry will bring him food.
This morning, I heard the bell going off like a sugar amped toddler had found it and expected the clanging to stop in a few mintues. It did, but didn’t. The raven would ring the bell and then fly over the gulch and then go back to ring the bell again.
I thought that was odd and went out behind the shed to look and saw the mower on its side and Harry on the ground. I called 911 on my way down the gully and then called Hubs when I got to Harry. He was breathing so I didn’t try to move him and just sat on the ground and held his hand while telling him that help was on the way.
Next I heard a siren, then I heard another one. Then I heard every ambulance and sheriff car in the state come screaming up and lining both streets while people were running from all over.
Harry was awake and talking by then, I sure do hope he remembers how the community showing their appreciation for all he’s done for them over the years.
Hubs put a plate of scrambled eggs out on Harry’s porch for the raven but he needed have bothered. He said there was sooo much food already, he’s going to check later to be sure it gets eaten/cleaned up before attracting bears.
You have my sympathy. I really do feel your pain. I hope the headphones helped.
Awwwww!
It is so good of you to avoid using your yard to avoid stressing the little one. They do know to just stay still, but you might have scared mama off when she was trying to feed her little one and babies are so fragile, no matter what species.
What kinda cats do you have anyhow? Ours always love it when we sleep in…as long as we feed them their morning gooshy fud before going back to bed that is!
I do hope your future BIL has everything sorted out before his wedding. He has a wedding night to enjoy and doesn’t need to be bothering with insurance worries while making whoopy.
It’s great that they enjoyed the tour enough to have questions, that means they were paying attention!
We deserve to eat off the good china.
So, before the morning excitement, I had my first shower since my procedure. I do not like taking baths, I never feel clean, but there was the whole “no water in the eyes” thing. So I was so excited about taking a shower that I forgot to close the doors. I have to close the bedroom door AND the bathroom door to keep GG out. He will open the bedroom door and then forget what he wanted and leave the bathroom door alone.
As I was showering with eyes clenched closed, I felt cool air around my ankles and a slimy snake wrap around my calves.
Poor hubs couldn’t hear what I was yelling and thought I’d fallen or something so ran in unready to grab our big jerkface and wrap him in towels, so he spent the next hour mopping floors and cleaning fur out of my shower.
After sitting in the mud with Harry, I needed another shower and was very careful about properly closing both doors properly. Asshole kittycat!