Oldest known object gets Rock Concert

I swear, if this happened a week ago I’d call it an April Fool’s Gag:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=624&ncid=624&e=1&u=/ap/20050408/ap_on_sc/oldest_object

Nuts. And here I thought we’d be talking about Abe Vigoda.

For one day the band needs to change their name to Encrusted Tweezers.

According to the latest tests, the sample was a couple of hundred years oder than even Stromthurminite.

Oldest known object… rock concert… dammit, there’s a Rolling Stones joke in here somewhere, I just can’t find it.

I believe the joke you were looking for is:

“The crystal is believed to be the first (Rolling) kidney stone passed by Keith Richards.”

Thank you ladies & germs, I’ll be here all weekend, try the veal, don’t forget to tip your waiters & waitresses, etc…

Now that’s funny.