I swear, if this happened a week ago I’d call it an April Fool’s Gag:
Nuts. And here I thought we’d be talking about Abe Vigoda.
For one day the band needs to change their name to Encrusted Tweezers.
According to the latest tests, the sample was a couple of hundred years oder than even Stromthurminite.
Oldest known object… rock concert… dammit, there’s a Rolling Stones joke in here somewhere, I just can’t find it.
I believe the joke you were looking for is:
“The crystal is believed to be the first (Rolling) kidney stone passed by Keith Richards.”
Thank you ladies & germs, I’ll be here all weekend, try the veal, don’t forget to tip your waiters & waitresses, etc…
Now that’s funny.