Well, don’t take my word for it; check it out for yourself: http://home.netcarrier.com/~joyjam/body_oldscratch.html
I’m so bad at these off-board references. (The last tricker got me to ask about dihydrous oxygen, which turned out to be water.)
What is it, and why are you telling us about it?
Part of the Satan World Tour 2000?
Umm . . . interesting. Or, rather, I’m sure that it would be if I had even a clue . . .
How the hell am I supposed to get all that red paint off the walls of my studio apartment? There goes my security deposit!
Damn art fags…
Yer pal,
Satan
I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Three months, two weeks, three days, 13 hours, 17 minutes and 24 seconds.
4342 cigarettes not smoked, saving $542.77.
Life saved: 2 weeks, 1 day, 1 hour, 50 minutes.
What’s oldscratch doing in MrCynical’s box?
Oh my. Oh dear my. This explains quite a bit. I was wondering why my worldview wsn’t changing. why I’ve been posting so much the last couple of days? Now I know. I’m in a FUCKING box, and I don’t have anything else to do. Thank you Bill, you have brought light into my world…
Or maybe it was you who put me in here in the first place? hmmmmm? I bet it was. that’s it, you’re on my list.
oldscratch, did you notice that there are no airholes in that box? So, how’s asphyxia treatin’ ya?
Not to bad :gasp:. Not to baaa…:gasp:
Hmmmmm…
Perhaps you could use those 5/8" grommets for airholes. Oh wait, those are breathtaking plugs, aren’t they? Maybe my lowly 7/16" gromments are looking pretty cool now, eh?
Hey. I’ve got some spikey bone ones. I can use those to drill a hole. You can keep your supid small little eyelets.
Although, speakign of which, on a batent hijack. Are you still stretching? what size do you want to get to. How long did it take?
I’ve stopped stretching. They’ve been this size for over a year. It took me 7 weeks to get to my size. I’m happy with it becasue there is a very large selection of jewelery in my size. I am goin to add another hole and stretch that one though.
[continued hijack]
I’m not stretching anymore. It took me about three months to go from a 24 gauge to the current 7/16" in compressed time. They’ve been in this state for about four years. I actually wouldn’t mind stepping it up a bit more, but I have to be a tad on the professional side. My employers are fairly lenient, but I shouldn’t push it too far.
[/continued hijack]
By the way, did you notice that box was made of metal? Sorry buddy, that bit of bone isn’t going to do you much good. I’ll let you out if you promise to play nice. Oh, and red definitely isn’t your color.
Allright, I can’t pass up the chance…
What do you get when you put oldscratch in the Grandfather Clock?
One Devil of a Time!
Wow. I’m just… just…speechless. How honoring. Finally, a thread dedicated just to meeee! 
All of my hard work and dedication has paid off.
I’d like to thank the man upstairs, big daddy G, and his little son J, for all the support and help they’ve given me in typing out pointless posts. I’d like to thank my father, for being there, my mother, for not, my brothers and sisters, for never beign born thus leaving me an only child, my other relatives, my employer, for graciously letting me waste time here, and all you other dopers out there. I won’t forget you.
:rolleyes:
Where can I get one? I want an oldscratch in the box.
It’s easy. You just come on down to SF, give me enough liquor, take me out to dinner, and I’m yours in a box.