Olive. (don't call me that, I know I'm scrawny)

Due to a oddball set of events I was able to have an extra large snack last night.

Oh the joy, unspeakable!
I contemplated. And figured. And dreamed.

I could have ice cream.
Maybe a lil’Debbie snack.
Oh, oh! Chocolate bar.
An alcoholic beverage (nah, not my favorite)

Well I decided on a wedge of cheddar, Triscut crackers and these Olives
They were big green olives stuffed with garlic. I ate 6.

Oh olives I do love you.
You were the best! Probably the best thing I’ve eaten in weeks.

Bad part: no more for a long long time.:face_with_diagonal_mouth:

I also had one square of a chocolate bar. Just pissed me off.
Chocolate after garlic Olives. Not good.

Those things are beyond amazing. I commend your restraint. I have nearly inflicted olive overdose on myself a couple of times in my life.

They gave me weird dreams.

Involving Popeye? Wimpy? Swee’Pea?

Help us out here.

Maybe😊

I fell into one of those olives-stuffed-with-garlic jars years ago.

OH-MY-GAWD, they were out of this world! Soaking in that brine turned the garlic clove into a sweet little morsel, and the buttery olive made everything perfect! And it’s all wonderfully salty! I kept going back for just one more…

And then the heartburn hit!

When I see a jar of garlic-stuffed olives now, on a store shelf or in some specialty catalog, I get a Mona Lisa smile on my face and then I move on.

~VOW

You know @VOW , yes you know.

My dialysis has been one disaster after another today. And my stomach hurted.
(We won’t discuss the 4 tacos I ate beforehand)

That’s because you should be eating the tacos on Tuesday, not Thursday.

There are also those salmon-stuffed olives, and also blue-cheese-stuffed olives.

Love them both.
mid-Daughter assures me there are black olive stuffed in green olives. After pondering the physics of the thing I decided they chopped the black olives first.

Isn’t that like the Turducken ?

I would have put the olives ON the tacos. Just sayin!

My sister used to get hand-stuffed bleu cheese olives from her local farmers’ market. They were to die for. I could have happily chomped down an entire container. Then the guy quit. (Maybe his stuffin’ finger got the rheumatiz.) Some jarred kinds are OK, some pack them in oil. Blech.

You could call it o-love, but the truth is, I’m an addict.

I just saw anchovies stuffed olives. click
Ordered.:blush:

Please tell me Temu isn’t selling food now.

Okay, I won’t call you Olive. Because you’re not the other reindeer.

(Are you?)

Oh god. No. It was Amazon.

Maybe😊

Along with jalapeño stuffed olives, bleu cheese and anchovies are my favorites

If we’re gonna discuss bad-for-you good stuff, along with garlic stuffed olives, I’ll have a jar of red grapefruit sections, packed in their own juice, in the refrigerated section of the produce department.

Every couple of years, I break down and buy one of those. When I get home, I get comfortable, open the jar, and chow down everything. Then I drink the juice.

My mouth wants one, now.

~VOW