Olympic medals table - Britain third!

The title is all I wanted to say really. We Brits spend so much time moaning about how crap we are at sport. And given that we really ARE crap at track and field at the moment which means our medal table position will plummet over the coming days, I’d just like to savour this moment while we still have it.

Little old Britain, Third in the World. Astonishing.

Sailing, rowing, track cycling. Domains of rich white people. True British sporting excellence. :wink:

Maybe our sports minister will win his bet with the aussie minister after all!

Perhaps it’s a different ranking system, but the list here currently has Australia third, and GB fourth.

Can’t see how different it can be – the list looks clear enough to me.

Australia ahead by 3 silver and 4 bronze, at the moment.

its probably just been updated since the OP last saw it. When I looked yesterday GB had #3 and Aus had #5 (only 8 golds at the time)

See, I knew it couldn’t last. Oh well, the cycling’s not over yet. How did we suddenly get so good at cycling? It’s not even a posh person’s sport.

As some have pointed out, we appear to be really good at sports where you get to sit down

Don’t worry there is some more cycling going on at the moment.

Shouldn’t be too long before we get some more gold coming our way :slight_smile:

Our ranking system excludes colonials who didn’t kick our asses out of the place.

Yeah Australia has won 3 golds today - last 8 hours say.

Well the smart thing to do would be to call your team the British Commonwealth and claim all the medals of the colonies by Royal fiat.

Genius! We might even top China. And win something in the Winter Olympics that didn’t involve hurling, sorry, curling.

GOLD! Britain takes Gold in the cycling team pursuit, breaking the world record. Back in third position…

Indeed, another cycle race, another gold and world record. At this rate GBR could win 10 of the 18 cycling events :eek:

And if we discount that strange American swimmer who’s wider than he is tall, we’d be 2nd.

In your face Aussies :stuck_out_tongue:

::waves Union Flag wildly::

Of America’s 19 Gold, how many are Phelps’?

The mind is boggling.

I believe it’s 8, but this has been kept pretty quiet by the media, especially in America, so it’s not surprising you missed it.

:slight_smile:

Sooooo if we discount Phelps golds this lil’ ol’ dinky country of ours would have won more golds than that big ol’ country across t’pond