I’m waiting for one of the athletes to announce, “Yes, you can have sex on the beds. Trust me.”
There was a story several years ago about an athlete who went to a professional massage therapy office and got injured because the massage table broke when he was getting a massage and he sued the massage office. The massage office came back with “Our massage tables were only designed to accept weights under 200 pounds so it was his fault” which makes me wonder what shitty tables they had and how this hadnt happened before.