OMFG: There really IS a Kegelcisor®

[slortar]

@js_africanus

[Seymour Skinner]

See how high you can get the Kegelmeter®, and then try to beat that score.

[/Seymour Skinner]
I don’t know.

Or, you could use a specially modified Xbox controller. It could be like a game of Dance Dance Revolution, only really fucking disgusting.

[Sleel]

@slortar

Or, you could use a specially modified Xbox controller. It could be like a game of Dance Dance Revolution, only really fucking disgusting.

They’ve got it. It’s called Rez. [possibly not work-safe] It didn’t seem very disgusting to the woman who wrote the article.

I think we’re on to something here. Any game designers want to take this concept on? The Master and Mistress of Kegels, his and hers gaming. What’s not to like?

[Eleusis]

@js_africanus

And it is on page 26 of the late winter 2005 edition of the Lifestyle Fascination catalogue. It comes with instructions. “…and your satisfaction is fully guaranteed—perhaps even more so than for any other product we sell…” :eek:

Will it really make my erections bigger, stronger, more powerful than ever before?

The six million dollar cock

[js_africanus]

@Eleusis

Will it really make my erections bigger, stronger, more powerful than ever before?

I think this one is for women only—but I haven’t read the brochure, so I can’t be certain.

[NurseCarmen]

@Susie Derkins

Hee, here’s whole set of them.

Holy hell. That thing in back. Is that…A Yo-Yo!?!?!?

Da-amn. I could find myself falling in love with a girl with that kind of talent.

Suddenly, these yo-yo trick names sound alot more intrueging.