Many things I don’t like that others can’t understand:
Seinfeld
The Matrix
Office Space (other than Stephen Root)
Scooby Do
The Brady Bunch
Mad Men
30 Rock
THANK. YOU. I mentioned my (and Mr. S’s) dislike for the current crop of animated flicks once, and jeez did the torches and pitchforks come out in full force. Sorry, but I just find the imagery bland and the humor derivative. You all go and enjoy yourselves, but leave me out.
We’re about 3 responses away from creating W.H.O.A.!!!
Watermelon
Haters
Of
America
I’m right with you, but I do like cherries. However, I don’t like any melon, and all the other fruit is just bleh.
Angelina Jolie.
I’m a straight male.
South Park is easily the most overrated show in a long time. Most annoying of all, a show that is so, so stupid flatters itself to be some kind of modern day Jonathan Swift. And it’s always had an “Ooops! I forgot to tell a joke!” quality to it.
The only thing more detestable are the tragic idiots who think it’s profound commentary and use it as the go-to example in making policy arguments (Andrew Sullivan, half the libertarian 'tards on the internet, etc.).
“How can you not like bananas??!!! I loooooove them!!!”
“You don’t like seafood? What, are you allergic or something?”
“The Doors? Their music is awesome! I can’t believe you hate them so much”
I hear these responses all the time to my “not likes”.
Oh, and also, the show The Office? It’s a total bore, I don’t get why so many people love it. I’ve watched it once and was not impressed.
All quote-unquote “classic rock” must die an over-orchestrated, mid-tempo death. Along with reggae.
My list of things most Dopers love that I am “meh” about:
The Princess Bride
Monty Python
The concept of polyamory
Oh, and a more general one: Meat. I’m just not a big fan. I stopped eating meat just because the texture and taste of things like ground beef just isn’t appealing to me, not because I am a hardcore animal rights activist or anything. Many people find that very perplexing.
My dislike also includes seafood. I actually find seafood the most disgusting form of meat, so I worry about people thinking that because I am not a meat eater they should make a seafood dish for me. :-p
I’ve been turning down chocolate ice cream since I was a little kid. I like chocolate, but I emphatically can’t stand chocolate ice cream.
BBQ ribs. I’ve tried to like them, really I have. I can’t like them. Nothing will ever make me like them.
I don’t think I’ve ever watched a whole episode of Seinfeld on purpose, so add me to that list. 
I’m not a fan of South Park either. Sometimes I’ll catch an episode when I’m bored and there’s nothing else to watch, but then I feel like I just wasted half an hour. I don’t mind crude humor, but the show just misses the mark with me. Meh.
Hippy Hollow, I love your description of the flavor of watermelon. I’ve tasted some like that. But I can’t be added to W.H.O.A., because I’ll eat it till I’m sick (if it’s a good one).
We are as one. I just don’t seem to be receptive to whatever the hell it is he thinks he’s doing.
There are a few other pop culture phenomena I don’t like that most other people do like, but I don’t think that they’re too surprising - I think the reasons are clear, and it’s just a personal taste thing.
But Joss Whedon worship, and the lack thereof, is one that seems to have no definable tangible logic to it, so works well for this thread.
For me it is Borat, Napolean Dynamite, South Park, Family Guy…oh, and Muholland Drive. What the fuck was that all about?
I can understand not seeing what the hype is all about or not liking something but that is some awfully vehement hostility toward a movie. What is the story there? Did Lumberg screw your poodle or somethin’?
When I first saw Office Space I didn’t really get it. Fast forward a few years to actually have spent time working in an environment like that and the movie takes on new meaning.
I do not like:
South Park
Seinfeld
The Big Lebowski (and I tend to like the Coen brothers’ work, just not this one)
Also, getting massages. The concept of a stranger touching me on my person is about the most stressful thing I can imagine. And I’m not even that crazy about people I know giving back rubs or neck rubs, that’s just too much rubbing.
I don’t think I’m anti-touching among people I know and like … I will hold your hand, pat your back, give you a high five (apparently I am too old for the fist bump) … but the squeeziness of the massage is just oogy to me. Enough with the grabby grabby!
I friggin hate cantaloupe,I hate cantaloupe more than I hate anything else on the planet.Hate it. It disgusts me
Me too…If they are on a buffet ,I always take a little slab for some reason,never enjoy it and think “that was a waste of valuable stomach space.”
George Carlin,won’t even crack a smile watching his routines.
I am not fond of cantaloupe.
Dogs.
Beer.
(as to watermelons, I forgive all you you because you have never eaten the real stuff. Should you come to Peru in our summer you’ll find the explosion of flavour a REAL watermelon is)
For me, his stuff always smacks of wistful high school BS. It’s like he’s stuck in perpetual adolescence. The characters are usually stereotypes and the writing is on par with a crappy sitcom. Just yuck.
Plus, I hate his face. Seriously. I want to punch him in his big fivehead.
As a huge nerd I’m expected to be entertained by the same things that entertain most other huge nerds. But I’m not. I don’t like Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, or Star Trek. Well, I like some Star Trek, but my regard for it seems to be the exact inverse of most “Trekkies”. I think the best series was Enterprise, but I think TNG is boring, and TOS is just unwatchable. Also, I hate anime.
Conan O’Brien. I just don’t think he’s funny.
Jim Carrey. Adam Sandler. The next funny thing either says or does will be the first.
Massages, YES! I mean, if you give me a spa certificate, you have wasted your money. I won’t go, dammit! :mad: And I also hate getting my hair done, I dread it (well, sort of) and am inordinately relieved when the torture is over and I can leave.
Most ‘reality shows’ - Bridezillas, Yakking Rich Housewives, Little People, Jon & Kate, Bachelors and Bachelorettes, Survivors, Great Racers…
Hamburger, in any form, McDonalds, $15 Angus burgers, or home-cooked. I’d rather go hungry.
Disney World. It was OK, and I had a good time, but I don’t plan to go back. Too crowded, long waits in lines, expensive.
Amusement park rides - no, I don’t want to go on the Bungee Jump of Death. Or the Vomit Comet. I’ll be happy to stand here and wave at you up there on the World’s Highest Ferris Wheel. That goes for water parks and giant water slides, too.
Sports in general. Football in particular.
Don’t I sound like a swell gal to hang out with? 