Oh my god, we’re buying a house, as in a thing made from wood, on its own plot of land.
This, being Tokyo, means that the real estate agents give you complementary magnifying glasses so that you can see your land, but it’s still land!
We had been set last year to buy a place, but then all that stuff happened, and we postponed it. In the meanwhile, land prices are shooting up, so we decided we better get moving, (as it were).
We looked around for a while. We live in Yokohama, but work in Tokyo and the commute is a killer. It’s 70 minutes door-to-door, including 30 minutes of a soul-sucking, mind-draining, physically exhausting, cram-packed train, operating at 8500% of capacity. Concrete is poured less dense than they jam people into Tokyo’s mass transit.
Average commute is 60 minutes, so no sympathy from the natives. How the hell do they do this day after day after day? For years?
Electing to move in closer, we knew that pricing was going to be an issue. In our price range, we had a choice of a shoe box or a bread box, three oases away from the train station.
Last Sunday an agent called with the info. Monday we looked at the property (and tried not to step on it, lest we crush it), Tuesday we talked to the builder and Wednesday I talked to the bank and we signed the contract.
You’d have more lucking spotting a Bengal tiger in Central Park than getting this house. It’s within our budget in a nice neighborhood, about 16 minutes walk from the station and 35 minutes total from my office.
The area is called Sangenjaya, a residential area near a couple of trendy areas with good restaurants. You can see the area at Google Maps. Close coordinates are close to 35.65, 139.67.
A reasonable sized house on a livable lot was divided into three miniscule lots to reduce the price to below the GDP of medium-sized countries. They’ll take three orange crates and stack them on top of each other, so it seems, but we’ll have about 835 square feet (77.6 sq. m) house on top of 480 sq feet (44.5 sq. m) of land. They’ll carve out a parking space by chipping out some of the first floor.
They have preliminary plans, which we’re looking at now. They should be able to start the house in February and finish in June.
We’re excited!
We may have to rob a bank to fund this, but we’re really happy to be able to get into this.




