My new dentist has restraints on the chair.
He keeps his tools in a Craftsman toolbox.
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No, no, it’ll be fine. Perfectly normal.
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NOT!! :eek:
Could be worse; he could be using a Binford toolbox, which would suggest he’s rewired the drill for MORE POWER (grunt grunt grunt)!
The drill is an antique. They don’t make them like this anymore. Sturdy… heavy… dull.
I will only go to a female dentist, because I *expect *pain from women.
I used to go to a dentist who had a beautiful red haired Eastern European assistant who always dressed in tight leather clothing. Whenever she said, “Please to lean back and open wide sir” in that wonderful Slavic accent, I always had this fantasy that I was a character in a Bond film and the interrogation was about to begin.
When they say, “four out of five dentists…”, I’m that fifth dentist.
The funny thing is that Craftsman rollaway tool chests are (around here, at least) very popular with hairdressers and barbers.
Back to the dentist…
Seeing Root Canals for Dummies on the shelf.
I seem to remember watching a movie about dentist like that. Something to do with Brazil I believe…
I drive a road that warns “DEAD END”.
A friend lives on a road with the warning, ROAD ENDS IN WATER".
/ominous signs
It didn’t turn out all that bad…
He said come back on Friday, and we’ll yank that tooth.
No, it was Fellowship of the Ring, wherein the bearded dentist in the gray robe kept asking the little guy, “Is it safe?”
My neurologist says that he has a hand-held MRI machine that only looks like a camera. Should I be worried?
At the beginning of a county road here is a sign, it says ‘dead end’, you know normal. You would believe it means the road ends at some point, right?
At the end of this road is a big pond of black brackish water. No sign, fence or barricade. Many vehicles have been in that pond.
I wanted to put a skull and crossbones on the ‘dead end’ sign.
Once a dentist looked in my mouth and said “If you were a horse, I’d have to shoot you.”.
When it’s time to check your prostate and you notice the Doctor has the largest hands you’ve ever seen.
A real doctor only uses a finger.
Nope, it was about a guy named Seymour with a really weiiiirrrrd plant.
But does he remember to take off his class ring?
I’m about to search for a new dentist. The practice we’ve been using has changed hands again - this is the 3rd dentist in about 5 or 6 years. I prefer more stability, plus the new guy seems to promote upselling. I’m 66. How is it all of a sudden I need this or that or the other?? Nope, I’ll look elsewhere, thanks.
Dammit.
But I’ll be on the lookout for restraints and such…