Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread

Probably related to me, on my mother’s side.

A disturbing new twist on gun violence:

To clarify, he seems to not have “no arms and legs”, but rather, both only go to the elbow/knee or so, and he can still use the stumps for some purposes.

From the article:

What we don’t know:
Police have not explained how Webber, a quadruple amputee, was able to drive a car or fire a weapon.

I think that’s the only thing readers care about.

Yeah, I had to look at the video to see just exactly how he, as a quadruple amputee, could fire a gun.

The top comment on his youtube video is " Well… that answers my question about today’s local news story "

So, they’re stumped?

That’s the best I could determine from the article, but frankly the story seemed to have been cut off prematurely.

The alleged perp seems a few appendages short of a set. I wonder how the cops are going to fingerprint him?

I was wondering how they were going to cuff him. Or if they yelled at him to put his hands up.

While those sound like crude jokes, I legitimately did wonder. (I assume there is some protocol though, as this probably isn’t the first time law enforcement has had to deal with an amputee.)

Here’s an article from several years ago that discusses it, though protocols may have changed in the years since it was written.

All I have to say is that, where I come from, professional cornholing is technically illegal.