Are you Owen or Vince?
That reminds me of one of the innumerable great exchanges from Blazing Saddles:
Reminds me of this (1:39 - 1:55):
There’s a story in our family about a cousin who went to what he thought was my grandfather’s funeral, but he went to the wrong church where there was a different funeral starting. There were so few mourners there that he felt bad about leaving this stranger’s services and missed my grandpa’s.
I once entered an event center, had a few drinks, then realized neither the bride nor groom were people I knew. I snuck over to the other reception down the hall.
I think they made a whole movie about that – was that you in it?
Heh, nope, just two scotch rocks. 
Really! I thought that movie was about a fake activity.
I had friends in high school who would crash wedding receptions.
It was two young women who’d get all dressed up and head downtown to a huge four-star hotel that, on any summer weekend, would have four or five wedding receptions.
They did look up the couple, find the wedding announcement and make up their “distant relatives/friends” stories … but they soon discovered that, if they just ate and drank and chatted with each other, no one ever even approached them.
I’d bet that an occasional young man would chat them up anyway, but the women’s secret would still be safe. That type of guy may ask a lot of personal questions but doesn’t really listen to the answer.
this is a special level of snowflakeism
Wow. That is a level of insecurity visible from space.
He probably can’t grow a beard. Typical projection.
maybe he just likes the feel of blades on his face
A North Carolina family surrendered their cog to the pound because they thought he was gay.
*dog, of course.
Ukrainian refugees in Poland are being met by Polish Catholics handing them pamphlets telling them more people have died from abortion than from war.
“Thanks, that makes it all better.”
The couple added that Oscar’s previous owners were not only bigoted, but apparently pretty bad at taking care of him — the dog hasn’t been neutered and has heartworms.
Color me astonished.
Apparently, Stockton is back in the news with his claim that he has a list of 100s of athletes who have dropped dead on the field after getting the vaccine. What a maroon.