Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

I can relate to this. On the rare sunny day I liked to take my lunch to a nearby park, sit at a picnic table and read a book. A park employee came up to me, asked for my ID and said that a woman complained that I was casing her children. I replied that I took my glasses off to read, and without them I couldn’t see the other end of the table let alone her children. The employee apologized and asked if I would please move to another location. After the second time this happened I quit going to the park altogether.

This was in the late '70s - early '80s, and I imagine it’s only gotten worse (especially among a certain sector of the population).

Don’t know about him; but, for what it’s worth:
“The suspect is described as a Black female with an average build, approximately late 20’s to mid-30’s”
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Do we need an “Omnibus Cruel MFers in the News thread topic”?

I’m guessing alcohol was involved. A few schools either started or ended Spring Break today.

There is artful evil and stupid evil. This was artless, stupid evil. Some of the stupid in this thread has an element of unalloyed evil to it.

In related news, another dolphin was found dead with a gruesome stab wound, also at a Florida beach in Fort Meyers.

Warning: This article includes gruesome photo:

Dolphin fatally stabbed at Fort Meyers, Florida beach

Are Republicans anti-dolphin now?

Are Democrats/liberals/progressives generally in favor of saving the whales, dolphins, and redwoods? Yes? Then Republicans are against it.

So we can look forward to spear fishing manatees, I guess.

They hate anything smarter than themselves. Next on the chopping block-bacteria.

They got to get past giardia first.

Those are the germdarmes.

As long as those darn cute things have a license.

According to a few sources cited by The Drive , locals say the driver of the Bronco was doing donuts in the sand, which goes a long way toward explaining how they got stuck in the first place.

Car commercials have a lot to answer for, as does idiocy.

The truck convoy is having trouble keeping their dogs from peeing on their food supplies.

NO MANDATES on where my dog can pee, you commies!

I would love to be a fly on the wall when he calls his insurance agent.

Speaking of the convoy, they were allegedly here in Sacramento today. The only way I knew they were here was because people on r/Sacramento were complaining about the horns honking and the organizer said they needed to stop or their protest permit would be pulled.
There is no mention of them on the local news.
Also, apparently they’re camping some 40 miles outside of the city.