Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

Question: is it illegal for a person to have sex with an insect? What about an arachnid?

If your erection lasts for more than 4 hours, next time don’t try a Phoneutria nigriventer - Wikipedia.

Perhaps this comment deserves a pit thread of its own, but this is deeply loathsome:

This is probably the wrong thread to post that, but Jesus Christ.

It seems likely that Waldo was not touting the notion, merely channeling White-Wing thought, but giving voice to the very idea is just not ok.

Yeah, that guy is a dick.

As is this guy, the spawn of Trump who tells lies that are easily refutable by numbers.
Eric Trump Claims Undocumented Immigration ‘Was Not a Problem Anymore’ During Father’s Presidency (msn.com)

heres 2 in one weekend "

Body camera video shows officers berating 5-year-old boy

For something even more bothersome read the comments about it

here’s one i started a thread on :https://boards.straightdope.com/t/heres-how-to-get-your-company-boycotted-brag-how-you-helped-kill-a-min-wage-increase-among-other-things

I skipped the comments, thanks. That is just terrible enough on its own.

Oh! So we don’t need a wall then?

And he can’t be sent to a mental hospital because he can’t be cured.

This is (searches for words) Fucking Idiotic.

It is, but I suppose the question is, is the judge fucking idiotic for misapplying the law on involuntary commitment, or is the law fucking idiotic because it’s actually created a Catch-22?

I think that’s always an excellent early/first question.

Not sure if this story was posted, but …

The spin on the story was that a guy was acquitted on rape charges because the victim was drunk. The actual story is a bit more complicated and speaks to your point:

MINNEAPOLIS — A person who is sexually assaulted while intoxicated does not fit the designation for a more serious charge if he or she consumed the alcohol or drugs voluntarily, the Minnesota Supreme Court said in a ruling released Wednesday.

The opinion stems from the case of Francois Momulu Khalil, a Minneapolis man who was convicted of third-degree criminal sexual misconduct because the victim was drunk and considered by the jury to be mentally incapacitated. The woman met Khalil after she was refused entry to a bar because she was too intoxicated.

In a unanimous decision written by Justice Paul Thissen, the state Supreme Court said the lower court’s definition of mentally incapacitated in this case “unreasonably strains and stretches the plain text of the statute” because the victim was drunk before she met her attacker.

To meet the definition, the alcohol must be administered to the person under its influence without that person’s agreement, the high court ruled.

Bad law. Bad law that keeps women vulnerable and continues to paint them as victims.

But not an inherently bad decision, IMHO.

I’ve had two pulled, because it’s cheaper than a crown. Painlessly, too - my dentist is wonderful.

Yup, not every tooth can be salvaged. I had another one pulled yesterday.

“Dalek” is the common spelling I have seen.

And of course wisdom teeth are routinely pulled.

Yeah those are the only teeth I’ve ever had pulled (my wisdom teeth).

Damn that George Soros for ruining the South African paradise!

I’m sure that he feels that ending Jim Crow ruined the south as well.

From the link

Newsweek reached out to Open Society Foundations for comment and will update this article with any response.

Does sadly shaking their head in disbelief count as a response?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/family-of-calif-man-who-died-after-taco-eating-contest-at-minor-league-baseball-game-sues-for-negligence/ar-BB1fmNqo

I understand grief and all, but his kid is saying his father was too unbelievably stupid to make any kind of intelligent decision and needed to protected from himself.