Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

Yep, I’d seen it on Reddit or Imgur and mostly just remembered Agents/Asians.

ETA: To me, UK/Australia is one big similar accent

Elon Musk’s 18-year-old child has filed in court to change her gender from male to female, and to change her name so as not to have Musk as her last name because “I no longer live with or wish to be related to my biological father in any way, shape or form.”.

And I assume you’re not suggesting that she is the stupid MFer in this news!

Changing her gender from male to female.

Musk sounds like a real prince. I love SpaceX, but I could do without this asshole born 3 steps from home plate.

Caught it, thanks. No, Elon Mush is always the stupid MF.

Well, kiss off the inheritance.

Next up: a law saying that a person who transitions is legally a new person and thusly can’t access any of their accounts, passport, etc.

Does the trans flag have a gold fringe?

The legal term is “transjoinder”.

Also in the same newscycle:

With Musk, I can’t help wondering if these stories are connected.

Progressive (it fits, at least in this context) Insurance cut ties with a Maine insurance sales agent(cy) over a repugnant sign it posted in its storefront window on Juneteenth:

And here’s the sign in question:

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There are no end of potential problems with places that have seriously narrow demographics.

But they are just telling people to enjoy traditional African-American cuisine. How can that be racist? And no doubt some of the signwriter’s best friends are Black. It’s cancel culture gone mad.

British lady calls cops on a comedian for a joke she didn’t like.

“enjoy your fried chicken and collard greens”

But they forgot the watermelon. Won’t someone think about the watermelon?

I f*cking love fried chicken, collards, and watermelon.

https://scontent.fapa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/289633293_5645928735440402_6851747522516032546_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=OXF3N35jXHEAX___g4l&_nc_ht=scontent.fapa1-2.fna&oh=00_AT_WkfE4iJMKySGdkn6cU9lrioYqe1V7nT3BtpUKcrML9Q&oe=62B78C53

Remember kids, racism doesn’t exist in America anymore.

Me too. And I’m a White guy.

(Of course I see the intent of the sign.)

Hey, if Texas secedes, that will be a little more true.

I remember when I was much younger, someone told me that there was a stereotype about Black people loving fried chicken.

My only response was, of course they do, who the fuck doesn’t?!

The Curb Your Enthusiasm watermelon episode is superb: