Princess Martha Louise of Norway claims she’s clairvoyant. She is engaged to an American “shaman” who claims that you only get cancer if you choose to, and sells a healing amulet for $222. After a lot of criticism, she has decided to stop all of her official royal duties.
What, you’ve never heard of a chicken gun?
This was posted a couple of days ago in the Stupid Gun News of the Day (Part 2) thread.
It belongs in both, really.
This guy in the UK threw eggs at the King. He’s out on bail now, but is not allowed to be within 500 meters of the King, or to carry eggs in public.
Sounds like an ASBO
Sounds like they need to consult with the Thais on how to protect the Monarchy.
The head of a San Diego megachurch and her parents have been arrested on charges of beating and mistreating her daughter, who died in the hospital. The father committed suicide in front of the cops. The father was a U.S. Customs and Border Protection agent
I may be mistaken, but I believe the eating of beavers on Lenten Fridays infringes on a completely different Catholic injunction relating to restricting a certain class of actions to be specifically directed toward the intended result.
Crypto currency exec loses his entire $16 billion fortune in one week.
Is he really broke, or is he now going to be forced to live on the millions he (presumably) squirreled away earlier?
“No officers, I don’t have a permit for the weapon. But the chicken does.”
If there’s anyone who would lose billions in less than a week, it would be someone named “Bankman-Fried”.
The guy’s crypto company had naming rights to the Miami Heat arena. The team is scrambling for a new sponsor for the arena.
Trump Steaks Arena has a nice ring to it.
Man calls police on 9 year old girl spraying spotted lanternflies in her neighborhood
“There’s a little Black woman, walking, spraying stuff on the sidewalks and trees on Elizabeth and Florence. I don’t know what the hell she’s doing, scares me though,” he tells police, adding that she’s a “real small woman.”
“Real tiny. She’s got a hood on. Uhh…you can’t miss her,” Lawshe adds.
“I don’t know what she’s spraying, but I think it might be liquid CRT! Bring your SWAT team!!!”
The comments in the article make it clear that by calling her a “little Black woman” rather than a child, he was likely trying to get her in serious trouble.
She was terrifyingly tiny!
Trump stakes has an even nicer ring.
Texas middle school teacher tells the class that he thinks white people are superior to all other races, and everybody, no matter what race, thinks that, too.