Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

Choose your lakes wisely.

The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy.

Does it give up its dead other times?

If you bump your buddy off in Las Vegas it’s a long drive to Marquette. Pack it in ice or the body’l get pretty ripe by the time it gets there.

If it does they are probably well preserved 'cause that lake is always cold on the surface. I imagine the non-briny deeps are cold enough to keep 'em fresh.

Flight tracking.

The scary thing? You’ve obviously thought about this. Remind me to stay on your good side.

Doesn’t everyone?

I’m a night nurse. I’ve known how to kill without leaving a mark for more than four decades.

Where’s the fun in that?

You should consider the possibility that the first murder might lead to the next, and the next, and more.

What’s the point of being known as “The Leave No Mark” serial killer?

While I am enjoying the puns and the tongue-in-cheek “advice” in the posts above, can we direct our attention to the actual killing for a moment? What else do we know about the poor victim?

That she was 13, and came over to watch Netflix. They’re still withholding info.

Sounds like shades of Leopold and Loeb.

I’d misunderstood the article as them asking for help because they had killed someone, not that they were asking for help because they’d killed someone and was trying to cover it up. Does that make sense? The first wasn’t dumb but the second certainly was dumb.

Stupid MF, aristocratic version:

The conversation as described by Ms Fulani:

To casually assume a black woman must be foreign is bad enough. To keep doubling down and doubling down again with every question takes this to a whole other level of stupid MF-ery.

Does it, though?

Here in the US, I get involved in some variation of that conversation on a regular basis (admittedly, much less than in the past - hey, we’re making progress!).

The only thing missing is “How long have you been here? Your English is really good”, as though it were some sort of compliment to be told you speak your birth language fluently.

What a maroon (the aide, not Ngozi Fulani).

It was funny on King of the Hill. In real life, not so much.

To correct myself, she’s literally a Hussey.

I remember Aziz Ansari talking about being asked “where are you from” and how people didn’t accept “South Carolina” as the correct answer that it is. (He we born and raised there.)

Evidently the aide thinks Blacks have always lived in the Caribbean.