Yeah, 'cause they are all about SCIENCE!!!
I have no doubt that at that time they’ll announce that they have found IRREGULARITIES! and BAD THINGS! Things that MUST BE INVESTIGATED!
But no evidence will be forthcoming. Just a lot of noise.
Regarding the vote audit in Arizona, I don’t expect them to overturn the Biden victory there (and even if they did, it’s not going to change anything). But are there Democratic House seats that could be overturned? What could they accomplish?
They aren’t looking at Congressional votes. Just the ones traitors cast for Biden. Because reasons.
Looking for “bamboo fibers” is the same as “seeing snow on their boots*,” and for pretty much the same reason.
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- Read the abstract.
My guess is that they’ll get “close – oh, so close” to having all the forensic evidence that they need, but that [wait for it] they need money in order to continue.
Because Trump.
And they’ll promise that they’ll get the proof in…
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two weeks.
umm… Ring, ring, ring
MAGOT : Hello?
Caller : This was a done deal 7 months ago.
I wish they could overturn some Republican seats. If we could lose Biggs, Gosar, Lesko and Schweikert, now that would be something!
My theory is that they’re intentionally making the Arizona “audit” as cartoonishly insane as possible and dragging it out forever so that adults will be compelled to step in and stop it. Then they can clutch their pearls and wail, “Oh, if only the lefty commie fascists hadn’t stopped our audit, because they’re AFRAID of the TRUTH.”
Or it could just be that they’re assclowns.
I vaguely recall an NCiS episode involving Panda poo paper.
" In the lab, Abby looks into the footprints. The material that made them comes from a lot of technobabble involving recycled panda poop and paper manufacture, but Abby concludes that whoever made the footprints stepped in dust at an abandoned paper mill about 100 miles from where the truck was found."
Bamboo paper made in America could be a thing other than that paper mill was abandoned back in 2007.
I guess the next step would be to check for fungal spores and date them.
I watch too many forensic shows but not have enough science background so stuff sounds plausible.
Just wait till the CSI Las Vegas team chimes in!
He would still be alive if Chauvin hadn’t knelt on his neck for four fucking minutes.
Enjoy unemployment. Your students are better off without you.
9 minutes and 29 seconds
While school officials have not named the teacher, she is addressed as “Ms. Gardner” in the video, and a Connie Gardner is listed as a special-education teacher on the Lathrop High School website.
When I was in K-12, “special-education teacher” described the students and the curriculum.
My, how things have changed.
It went extremely well for him. It’s likely his get out of trial card.
What those nutballs don’t realize is that Crazy is Forever. You are committed (sorry!) to it for the rest of your life, because the second you are “sane.” you are on trial.
Or released into the “care” of a relative. So incompetent (unable to aid in his defense) rather than insane (dangerous).
Since we’re in the Pit:
Fuck you.
I was a student in special education curricula for much of elementary school and into high school. “Special education” isn’t a synonym for “stupid.” Fuck you very much for being one of those assholes who thinks it’s clever and funny to use it as an insult.
I echo this sentiment. Enough already. Can the short bus quips too.