OK, so no renting Rug Doctor for me! 
Ugh, that sounds incredibly creepy. A pedi sounds too touchy feelie for me. Still massage!? Ewww.
Ugh, the monster I unleashed.
Sorry.
You know curiosity and the p…uh cat and all. I’ll stop now.
You know what a Cleveland Steamer is?
Like that, but more…localized.
Sounds like good old-fashioned capitalism to me!
Man, that sounds like a really bad idea. I would have to stop eating at the Y after something like that.
ok now that was well-played.
Could you get a box lunch?
Even though this guy did something very stupid (spear fishing without a surface bouy or partner) he knows he screwed up and nearly paid dearly for it.
Only if it has raspberry swirl.
Since we’re already on this disturbing tangent and discussing Gwyneth Paltrow’s obsession with a certain body part (did anyone mention the candles yet?), I feel we need to hear what it would have been like had her former partner and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin written her an appropriate song on the subject:
Do make sure you at least keep listening to the end of the chorus. It’s not at all graphic but it’s probably just sufficiently NSFW to warrant the two-click rule.
She wants to cook it?
No thanks.
Steaming is the best way to cook a clam.
In Gwenyth’s defense, Brad Pitt left it a mess.
Oh, but he’s so purty.
The vagina is self cleaning.
With the Brad Pitt exception, yes.
The Daily Beast has an article about Jason Haferman, formerly an officer with the Loveland, Colorado police department, who charged many people with DUIs who were not drunk at all (BAC of 0.0). Some spent overnight or a few days in jail and one poor guy spent a year in jail before being released after a bench trial. The former officer resigned before he could be fired, and a police spokesperson said, “The internal affairs investigation did not identify any malintent or criminal violations.”
There seems to be no way to ensure that he never get another job in law enforcement.
You mean steamed hams. That’s what I call hamburgers.