Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

That is some terrbly-constructed English. Or, time travelers.

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one puzzled by that. I assume I must be missing something.

Freudian slip?

Ha. No. I was an angel.

Missing quotations. They might think, “Well, that’s all I’m good for.”

There’s an easy fix for that. Somebody needs to append “BC” to the inscription.

Never mind.

slow clap /s

I take it to mean, “The monument was originally built in the first century A.D. During the mid-19th century, some restoration was done of the monument (which had presumably been damaged in the meantime). The wall that the defaced brick was part of was part of that restoration.” The implication seems to be that the brick only dates to the mid-19th century; though I suppose they could have re-built the restored wall using brick already old at the time.

I read about that on CNN, with jaw dropping, screaming inside my head, “How could he not know? HOW COULD HE NOT KNOW?!?!”

Eh, Romans back in the day grafitti’d up the place why not Joanie and Chachi?

And that term is now in the news, along with a few other nicknames for those bigots:

Twatzis
Assholes with Casseroles
Minivan Taliban
Mary KayKayKay
Betty Crackers

I confess I like the name “Minivan Taliban” the best.

Did he write “Romani ite domum”? That’s the only Roman-era graffiti that I know.

Well, his email does happen to be ForkliftAssassin4hire@DeathOnDemand.com

Exactly. If anything, it’s part of historical tradition.

Conman, or nut, or possibly conman nut, is dead.

The US Sun didn’t strike me as the most reliable source, since it’s a tabloid (once affiliated with the same people who published Weekly World News), but I see many outlets reporting the same thing, including The Independent, Rolling Stone, and Dallas Morning News, so it seems legit.

… Or is he?

If he is, it’s certainly ‘convenient’ that he should die in an ‘accident’ while the Deep State is in power…

I wonder if he’s hiding out with JFK and JFK Jr.

He is JFK2.

She did however claim that the person who died was in fact just one version of Michael Protzman, “the evil version” and that the good Michael Protzman—who is in fact JFK Jr. in a mask—is still alive and well.

I’m starting to suspect that some of these Qanon people aren’t well.

Woman accuses her neighbors with not knowing the black guy from Futurama.