He doesn’t look anywhere near old enough – OK, he was born in 1980. That was considered a polite term in my mother’s youth. It has never been a polite term in Eli Crane’s lifetime.
As I posted on the article, he did not misspeak; he showed the world HIS true colors, that of a racist.
Yeah, don’t strike it from the record. Make sure it can be brought back up officially whenever possible to display this guy’s and probably the pub’s in general attitude.
Well, US Presidential candidate RFK Jr. Is certainly surrounding himself with the best and brightest. My favorite quote: “I apologize for using my flatulence as a medium of public commentary in your presence.”
You know, you just know, the journalist was grinning from ear to ear while writing that.
oh my, that article is beyond words. so funny.
That HAD to be a fictional humour column.
I checked, Page Six of the New York Post is a gossip column. So it’s not satire, and not fiction, but it’s also not anything trying to be straight journalism and consider the source (a conservative tabloid). It’s not going to be the most reliable.
I wouldn’t doubt they took liberties with the facts, but I doubt it was completely fabricated.
This is the “about the author” page for the author of this article.
She’s not a humorist, this isn’t a Borowitz Report kind of article.
Here is Vanity Fair reporting on the article, in a complimentary way.
Other outlets are citing this article as well, so it seems that there is credence to the story, as bizarre as it is.
I loved: “(Regrettably, we may assure readers that there was no room for doubt that the climate changed in the immediate environs of the dinner table.)”
This is the best line of the article:
(He also asked us to refer to him either as a “gallivanting boulevardier” or a “beer-fueled sex rocket.”)
He may have just been farting in their general direction.
Anthony Haden-Guest is the half-brother of Christopher Guest (5th Baron Haden-Guest). I can see that comedy runs in the family, albeit not remotely in equal quantities.
Haden-Guest. Do you fart at us, sir?
RFKjr. I do fart, sir.
H-G. Do you fart at us, sir?
RFKjr. [Aside to Kucinich] Is the law of our side, if I say ay?
Kucinich. No.
RFKjr. No, sir, I do not fart at you, sir, but I fart, sir.
“I take the utmost offense at you farting before my wife!”
“Uh, sorry… I didn’t know it was her turn.”
- - National Lampoon Phono-Phunnies
Whoa. I hadn’t seen any fairly close photos of RFK Jr lately. He really has the face he deserves, doesn’t he? Sour and glum.
And may I say upon reading that coverage, that is the New York Post we knew and (?loved?). Maybe not in a league with “Headless Body In Topless Bar” but then what could be?
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And it seems to convey a message that nobody paid attention to whatever harebrained message Junior was delivering, for which I thank the old farts.
Trumpster voted twice in 2020 and 2022 “by accident”
“I forgot armed robbery was illegal” - Steve Martin
The brain trust was out in force recently. Here’s a quick round-up:
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Karine Jean-Pierre called ‘Buckwheat’ by radio host who insists he was giving her a ‘compliment’
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- And how do we know he meant it as a compliment. Well, he didn’t call her…let’s let his own words speak for him:
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“Buckwheat in ‘Little Rascals’ is not some stereotypical old song of the South Darkie. He is a very admirable, smart, capable person.”
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Charlie Kirk Says Michelle Obama Among Black Women Who ‘Steal A White Person’s Slot’
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Naturally, he has also espoused conspiracy theories about Donald Trump’s failed presidential reelection bid in 2020. Kirk once revealed his ignorance of basic U.S. politics when falsely claiming that the number of counties a candidate wins is more important than the number of votes.
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Chicago man who stole items from Pelosi’s office during US Capitol assault gets 51 months in prison
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“We’re storming the Capitol building,” he said, according to the statement. “I guess we’re all going to jail.”
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Texas Judge Refuses to Marry Same-Sex Couples, Cites Supreme Court Decision
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- She’s being championed by that nutter Jonathan Mitchell, the dude who doesn’t want any health care covered for anyone if said healthcare can help Gay people.
p.s. Discourse’s bulleting sucks.
Antelope Valley Dopers
Was there a denouement? Results of an investigation?
You may have me confused with someone else. I’m in Michigan.
And the Feds’ greatest hits keep coming!
Florida music teacher sentenced to 6 years in prison for Jan. 6 felonies
One person made this comment on that article:
Her sentence is music to my ears.
To which, I responded:
How about some lyrics for that music, railroaded?
“Doh! I screwed up my life. Ray, a golden piece of sunshine coming through the bars on the cell window. Me, a moronic traitor. Fa, a note to follow me. So, what’s taking the real current president Trump so long to pardon me? T for Trump whose lies I believe because I’m incapable of critical thinking, which brings us back to DOH! I’m a dummy who’s going to prison for a conman.”
Apparently my comment “is awaiting approval”. 