My first thought was a “Walking The Dog down the duodenum” line…
I laughed.
She’s both a lawyer and an actual judge, isn’t she? Doesn’t that make her an officer of the court? I’d think that means that she’s required to do that, especially if it was presented to her on nationwide TV.
Am I mistaken?
No, she was a prosecutor turned family law judge, but she retired from the legal field in 1996 in order to pursue a career in the entertainment industry. So, not for almost 30 years.
Here’s a good one:
Defendant maintains that she “used her spiritual brain, intuition, spiritual practice, and investigative skills to uncover the truth regarding the murder of the four University of Idaho students; and published her findings on her TikTok social media platform.”
The stupidity is deep in this one.
I’ve heard people are really passionate about soccer, but maybe celebrate indoors if you’re on the run: Italian mob suspect on the run for 11 years captured after being spotted celebrating soccer team's win - CBS News
UNILAD posted a compilation of controlled demolition footage on Facebook last week and a bunch of 9/11 twoofers came out of the woodwork to comment.
Star Magazine/In Touch Weekly claims Sandra Bullock and her partner Bryan Randall “had a messy split” just days after he died of ALS. They couldn’t change the headline or something on their site?
The intention was to turn the guy into a ‘human birthday cake’, covering him with eggs and flour, and using a flare for a candle.
Unfortunately, nobody considered that airborne flour is explosive.
Will The Human Torch sue for copyright infringement?
Cake Man sounds like a Mega Man baddie.
Eh, it was Freddie. His superpower is that he’s indestructible while on the high seas.
He’d shoot blobs of frosting that explode into confetti.
I didn’t know flour was explosive. Glad I didn’t learn the hard way.
And this guy’s all, “I’m not fussed.” Hardcore.
It was probably refreshing to be warm for a bit.
Airborne flour and sawdust are very explosive. Luckily, they don’t burn for long.
I just saw an ad on MSNBC: ‘Cheap places to stay in Maui’. 
Yeah, explosions don’t tend to last very long. They’re sort of “blink and you missed it” types of events.
That’s what shockwaves are for.