Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

Thank you for the link. I posted it on my Facebook with a “pass it on.”

Some people have no interest to do good in the world. They would rather watch it burn.

Or throw the match cause it’s teh funz.

Calling it an understanding (of any stripe, flavor, or coherence) kinda deprives the word “understanding” of all meaning, don’t you think?

Why do I have this strange taste for brains?

Then you’re in luck, they are available to order!

I wonder if they taste anything like calf’s brains, which I’d had when I was in college. There was a diner in town where we used to go after play rehearsals, and one of the items on the menu was calve’s brains sandwiches. So of course we were always daring each other to order it, and one night I did.

…with milk gravy… :face_vomiting:

When I was a kid, once a year we’d butcher a pig at Grandpa’s place. Lunch that day was the brain fried with onions. As I recall, it was okay, but there was plenty of other good food to eat as well.

When I was little, many years ago, I remember seeing pork brains in the meat department. We never had them, and now they aren’t around.

Likely excuses:

  • the mass illness/depopulation is just getting underway, you’ll see the results in weeks/months/years/you’ll be sorry sooner or later

  • Oct 4 was a fake-out, They secretly intended the 18 gigahertz pulses to occur October 11.

  • their warnings/prayers forced Them to postpone the event, but it’s coming eventually, you betcha

  • there never was going to be an 18 ghz/5G/zombie extinction event, They just want us in a state of perpetual fear for malign purposes

My favorite explanation for why the Evil Ones would have a specific date and time for the event, providing a warning to the intended victims: it seems that Illuminati/Satanists/Gatesians have a warped code of honor which requires providing a warning ahead of time, not that it prevents horrific consequences.

Guy Fieri tries eggs and brains.
Watch to the end-BONUS!

A guy I know grew up on a farm. They often had brains and eggs, but none of his friends at school ever had them. He thought his parents kept the best part for the family, when in reality they were eating what didn’t sell.

You left out:

  • It really happened but the government suppressed the news.

Underground comix artist Dori Seda drew a story about her roommate serving brains for dinner. She wouldn’t eat them, but decided to try them later when she couldn’t sleep. These are the final two panels.

My dad is a pig roast master. Back in the day he and his crew used to run these massive roasts or hundreds of people, roasting three pigs at a time. They had their own sauce recipe and some goofy traditions and recitations - it was quite the production. At the end of every roast was delicacy time, where all the brave folk gathered around the picked apart carcass to dive into tongues, eye balls, brains.

I tried the tongue; it was pretty gross. I didn’t come close to the brains, but many did. Ick.

This was a long time ago - I don’t eat any sort of pork anything anymore.

Okay, so he’d cook three roasts at a time or hundreds of people. Those folks must’ve been mighty small!

You can pretend to be a Titan.

From your link:

The Titans (巨人, Kyojin) are the antagonists of the series. They are giant human-shaped creatures that usually resemble nude male humans in form, although lacking reproductive organs.

So, basically, they’re giant living Ken dolls.

“Their Kenergy must be off the charts!”