Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

Took me a bit to get the second part of that –

I heard someplace, perhaps NPR, that there are a couple of new Indian-Mexican fusion restaurants in Los Angeles.

Hmmm. That sounds really fun.

This here isn’t quite Indo-Mex fusion. These folks make only Indian main dishes, so no carnitas or refried beans or yellow rice. And you can get the usual Indian main courses served as a plate w the usual Indian accompaniments of seasoned basmati, naan, rotis, samosas, etc,.

Or you can have your meal sorta more as a pick-it-up taco style lunch. Very interesting.

now I want the thing that has lamb with lettuce, onion, tomato and feta served in a u-shaped papadam

Papadams are too crunchy and fragile to be stuffed.

It’s a well known weapon:

I think if you cook them into the u shape, they would not be that different from taco shells.

mmmmm, much thinner and fragile if done right. One tap should break them into shards, ideally.

We ought to be able to outrun it. Better than molasses, anyway.

hummus is not a biological weapon. surstromming is a biological weapon.

They’d never see it coming.

Well, I hope not. Boarders should keep their bedroom doors closed when engaging in sexual activities; and refrain from such things in public rooms.

Molasses can move surprisingly fast.

Notably the defendant was not charged with attempted murder or criminal conspiracy, only making threatening statements. That was probably to avoid the issue of entrapment.

Did you ever try lutefisk?

We now have this winner:

This obvious genius thought it would be a good idea to assault a former Senator and former fighter pilot. It did not go well for him. Not as badly as one might hope, but he’s done. Probably not a politically motivated crime, but the fact he picked a semi-celebrity semi-official pretty well ensures the prosecution isn’t going to play nice.

He sure seems to fit the “stupid MF’s” thread better than the “evil MFs”. Attacking people is evil, but is pretty garden variety evil.

Yeah, he’s pretty clearly in need of some help, and I hope he gets it.

I stay very far away from all scandinavian biological weapons. In head to head matches

I believe the rankings are:

Surströmming
Lutefisk
Hakarl

Lutefisk and hakarl could switch places, but Surströmming is always top.

Surströmning is in a league by it self. Lutefisk taste alright with bacon and mustard.

I had a girlfriend ask me once if I want to try a Hot Carl but I’m a picky eater.