Think!? Please don’t be so woke.
I like the super moon. I don’t expect it to be outrageously big, but it is bigger and looks very cool. I don’t rush out to look, but if I’m outside I appreciate it. It’s beautiful.
I was sort of thinking of that, along with the (finally dead) “superMars” thing that was re-circulating every August for a decade. But to be fair, most folks don’t understand astronomy, and so if you tell them that there’s going to be some super-rare but impressive astronomical event, well, there’s room for them to believe you. But everyone understands how a calendar works.
Any December that starts on a Saturday will have 5 Mondays, Sundays, and Saturdays.
This year, December 1 is a Friday. So it doesn’t apply.
2029 will be the next “moneybags” year.
2035 will be the next one after that. So, you’ll have to wait 6 years between them.
2018 was the last one, so that was an 11 year gap.
Clearly it varies, but it’s not that rare.
On behalf of tall folks everywhere, I want to offer you an apology. I’m 6’ 3" and I’ve offered to help shorter people numerous times at the grocery or other retail store. Please don’t hesitate to ask next time.
I got this in my Xitter (‘shitter’) feed today.
MAGA supporters are now pushing to bring back lead paint because they say removing it is part of a “deep state” conspiracy.
What’s the harm, after all? They’ve obviously already aced the eating lead paint chips contest.
If that passed, they’d be within spitting distance of legalizing leaded gas in areas with a majority minority population.
My daughter used to work with a very unpleasant woman who was so dumb that daughter used to call her paint chips. lol This woman would probably be totally on board with adding lead back into paint.
A friend of mine had a coworker named Janet that so regularly screwed things up they started calling her Damn-It Janet.
Of course if this is true then any 31-day month (=Jan, Mar, May, July, Aug, Oct, Dec) that starts on a Sat will have that. Since that’s 7 of 12 months times 1 in 7 possible start days, that’s 7/12 * 1/7 = 1/12th of the year, or roughly one month every single year. Not so special an occurrence then.
Spare me from math idjits. Please.
That’s one of my go to swears. Can’t find something? “Damn it Janet!,” drop something, “Damn it Janet!” I sort of wish I knew someone named Janet.
Somehow my news feed (despite ignoring any moon stories) seems to have items about the special moon of the month, be it a wolf moon, a lotus flower moon, poodle moon, pepperoni moon, or whatever happens to be the very special moon that is in the sky. You know what we called it when I was a kid? The moon. That’s all it was, and it was good enough for us.
But what I get kick out of is how now the headline writers try a new hook for the clickbait: How to Watch the Pine Tree Moon This Weekend. You know how to watch the moon? Go outside and look up in the fucking sky.
I saw that particular lunacy awhile ago. IIRC, the “logic” was that lead blocks radio signals, therefore lead paint keeps 5G (which we all know is government mind control) out of your house, therefore (((they))) convinced us to get rid of lead paint so they could more easily brainwash us with their beams.
ISWYDT
To further this derailment, I’m 62 and 6’1". The world doesn’t always accommodate the tall either. I have to make sure when I’m getting inside a vehicle to bend right so I’m not going to sit on my nuts.
When I was a child, you would find stores that had calendars from the past that they were using (they presumably were novelty items, not actually that old). Those worked because the calendar is on a 28-year cycle. Some months will repeat more often depending on leap years, but the 1995/1967/1942/1914 calendars are exactly the same as this year’s.
And we wore a pepperoni on our belts, because that was the style of the time, during the pepperoni moon, which was the first full moon past the fifth week of a month ending in r.
I had this pain-in-the-ass sales manager once that some of my clients and I called Miss Management.
WDHDT ?
What did he do there ?