Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

The man didn’t have the right form.

Sharpie, though it lacks Trumpicasso’s beautiful penmanship.

What man?

Benicia is a pretty little town with a number of artists and artisans (and one of the past capitals of California), but this woman was not one of them.

The man from the cat detector van license plate making guy.

The looney detector van, you mean.

It’s people like you what cause unrest.

Look. I have a license for my car, and also one for my pet fish.

but your bee only needs half a license

Good grief. I just jumped here from the Trolls thread where they were making Python references. What the heck is going on here? Is it a Python anniversary or something?

We refuse to be tarred with the epithet “looney” just because we have a pet python called Eric.

I told you once.

No, you didn’t.

Stupid in the same way Steve Irwin was stupid - doing something that will greatly hasten their demise.

I don’t get it… Has Guy Fieri been controversial lately for some reason?

I suspect @Guest-starring_Id’s point is that Fieri’s schtick is eating waay too much of waaay unhealthy food. Which as one gets older is likely to catch up with one. $100M is nice, but it’s nicer to be able to live to spend it.

Given that size of a contract for a 3 year deal, it’s likely Fieri is already not exactly hurting for income and assets.

“Digging your grave with your spoon” is an old saying for a reason.

I figured that was pretty straight-up.
Huh - he has egg issues.

No it isn’t. Adam Richman, Casey Webb…sure. But I’ve never seen Guy overeat bad food. He may sell it, but he doesn’t eat it.

And even if that were his schtick, getting paid $100 million for it doesn’t strike me as very stupid. I mean, heck, pay me that much, and I’ll eat junk for a few years, too.

But as much as Fieri has over the past couple millenia? Hmm…