Here’s the “stupid moron too stupid to know he would go viral in a bad way” of the week.
Man goes to the beach, is HORRIFIED to see women in bathing suits.
(This feels like an Onion headline.)
Yeah, I mean for heaven’s sake, is it 1960 or something all of a sudden? I thought people stopped being shocked by bikinis on American beaches over a half-century ago.
“The reason being is being introduced to pornography from a young age destroyed me, and in that moment a rigeous anger to defend and protect young eyes came over me.
“To clear everything up, I’m not going to apologise, I’m going to continue to stand on the truth and the word of God.”
He added that pornography and lust is at an all time high, and even went as far as to attack people who are gender fluid.
He went on to say that he “was hoping and planning to go on a rampage, and murder a handful of women at massage parlors, but that … that was so last Spring.”
/s
“Y’all Qaeda,” indeed.
“With a capital T that rhymes with B that stands for ‘bikini’!”
All of his FB posts are about how wonderful Jesus is–except for the ones about how wonderful Trump is.
Wait, a guy who is opposed to young women wearing bikinis in public, allegedly on grounds of morality and modesty, is a fan of Donald Trump? Creepy Miss-Universe-pageant-owning contestant-ogling Donald “I made the heels higher and the bathing suits smaller” Trump?
I mean, these stupid MFers are devoid of any rational consistency whatsoever.
Yep.
(And he has suddenly turned off commenting for all his posts. But hasn’t made them private or scrubbed the account yet, which is the next step.)
Then posted a video explaining his side of the story. Which did NOT help his cause. But did give people enough info to identify him. https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/pk2ynz/yall_remember_that_video_of_that_grown_ass_man/
You can’t have Religion without self-righteousness.
BTW, this ^ story happened in Fort Collins, Colorado – a college town, where friends of mine live.
It’s worth nothing that Fort Collins was also home to the “Free The Nipple” lawsuit that ended the ‘discriminatory’ law that said a man’s bare breast could be exposed but a woman’s bare breast could not:
My friends told me that, on several occasions, they saw topless women walking on local walking/bike paths since that court decision.
This particular nut-bag would have lost his ever-lovin’ mind if he saw that instead of bikinis 
I’ll bet he plays the Janet Jackson costume malfunction over and over and over and over.
Tahini?
At risk of being whooshed:
Morons. But this could go in the police interaction thread or in the Quarantine Zone as well. The real cards are free. 
Mighty Hand gives Logan Dorn (who is not a cool combo of Wolverine and Worf) the Middle Finger.
The truth has set him free!
While I’m generally in favor of “consequences” in a broad sense, the problem with all these nasty stupid MFs losing their jobs is that it will only make them even worse. And desperate. And likely to do something even nastier and more stupid.
Not sure I have a solution though. Stupid gonna stupid.
He still has his job at Gold’s Gym. Probably. Today.
Well, they can always go into politics! Or at least get on the wingnut welfare circuit getting paid to spout moronic nonsense.