Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

As someone very clever tweeted, it’s not “but her emails”, it’s “but she’s female”.

Wonder if that’s to avoid someone hacking the wireless connection?

I’m no security expert, but I believe that is the concern here. Kamala Harris Is Right: Bluetooth Is a Security Risk

Wait, is someone criticizing the VP for not saluting her security detail? That’s bullshit, obviously.

At first I thought they were referencing the old “scandal” of Obama not doing so once or twice. But it looks like that was a thing, kinda. https://www.usnews.com/news/national-news/articles/2021-03-24/pentagon-kamala-harris-doesnt-have-to-return-salutes-if-she-doesnt-want-to

Not that I’ve heard of. I was just thinking if she did do so, either crisply or casually, “they” would get the vapors anyway.

Unlike the Pres., she’s not in the chain of command so there’s no reason (even marginally) for her to salute.

But you don’t understand. She, Biden – hell, every Democrat alive – can’t do anything right, ever.

“Look! She’s walking by putting her left foot forward, then her right!”

Of course she put her left foot forward, she’s a liberal.
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She can’t even do the Hokey Pokey properly.

Yeah we’ve had discussions at work along those lines. I’m part of a group that sets hardware standards for our agency and there are some real security concerns with Bluetooth peripherals. And we’re just low-level government cogs, not someone who’d be a major target like the Vice President of the United States.

I was about to make a joke out of you not spelling Hokey Cokey properly… but now I realize I must add this to the list of obscure things that have minor differences between the U.K. and U.S.

Hokey Cokey sounds like talcum powder being sold by a drug dealer to unsuspecting marks.

Well ya, but she’s just walking around with ovaries. Just flaunting them. Terrible, terrible example to set.

And with shoes on!

you know very well that those are <some designer brand> that cost [a metric-shit-ton of simoleans], so keep quiet on the footwear thing

Apparently the US version dominated by the 23rd century.

What I don’t understand is now all the other lyrics are exactly the same, but somehow C mutated to P (or vice versa).

I note that the linked article put “tripped” in quotes.

It seems perfectly plausible to me. He tripped over an enormous dildo that he had inadvertently left on the floor.