Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

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How does one (let alone four) rape a lizard?

Four arrested for gang-raping Bengal monitor Lizard in Maharashtra

As per the officials, the accused raped not only the four and a half feet long Bengal monitor lizard but also recorded the gang-raping act.

The officials also found photos of rabbits, porcupines, and deer on their mobile phones.

And porcupines?