Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

Man calls police on 9 year old girl spraying spotted lanternflies in her neighborhood

“There’s a little Black woman, walking, spraying stuff on the sidewalks and trees on Elizabeth and Florence. I don’t know what the hell she’s doing, scares me though,” he tells police, adding that she’s a “real small woman.”

“Real tiny. She’s got a hood on. Uhh…you can’t miss her,” Lawshe adds.