In the “Baseball Thread May 2008” we were having a really interesting, multi-page thread about the joy that is major league baseball, which branched off in some neat direction. A small discussion emerged concerning different opinions as to the impact managers have on their team’s fortunes. I stated my opinion, which some disagreed with; DSYoungEsq made a pretty good point refuting a key part of my argument. But then along comes Omniscient:
Well, excuse me, Mr. Knows Everything, Especially About Baseball. I mean, here I was, stupidly thinking that a thread called “Baseball Thread May 2008” was, in fact, a thread in which baseball could be discussed. I presented an honest opinion in a friendly manner, which seemed to me to be based on reasonable opinion. But apparently, no, I’m pig-headed. Apparently, disagreeing with Omniscient on matters concerning baseball cannot merely be a difference of opinion. You’re just stupid if you disagree with Omniscient.
I mean, we were all enjoying a friendly baseball thread as fans discussing the world’s best sport, and it was going really well, actually. Sadly, my stupidity ruined everything, and it was necessary for Omniscient, The Exalted One, to tell me I was pig headed.
Sarcasm aside, Omniscient, the problem is not that I’m pig headed, the problem it that you’re a big fucking asshole whose head is so far up his ass you couldn’t watch a baseball game unless we jammed a fucking television into your upper fucking intestine. Had you come in - like DSYoungEsq - and said “RickJay, you know, I think you’re wrong, and here why” that would have been really cool. Maybe I would have agreed with you and maybe not. But it’s this sort of debate that makes baseball so awesome; we can debate and think and sort through a million different things. But oh no; it was necessary for you to simply say “Fie on your opinion; it’s not worth anything. I think I’ll shit on the thread.”
You also babbled about the Cubs, but frankly, why should I give a flying fuck about what evidence you presented? I’m “pig headed,” see, and according to you not only am I pig-headed, but it’s not even an opinion that I have formed on my own:
So, according to you, I just disputed the impact of managers because other people have, not because I perhaps formed my own opinion. Well, fuck you, shithead. And by the way, I DIDN’T say they were meaningless, so you can’t even read, you stupid fucking douchebag.
But I did have to address one hilarious comment:
Yeah, boy oh boy, he’s been just a genius at playing Reed Johnson against the right opponents. Johnson has played in almost every game, you dumb shit. He’s only missed four games out of 37. And by the way, he’s batting .255 with one home run, so where’s the goddamn prescience? He’s hitting BADLY for an outfielder. Or did you mean to say he EXPECTED Johnson to be a mediocre hitter against all the Cubs’ opponents?
Asshole.