Am I the only person with a pentagram sticker in one window and an “NRA Life Member” sticker in another?
How much ammo would be considered unusual in a Toyota Corolla? Is 125 rds of .30-06, an unopened 200 rd box of .223, 16 Winchester Silvertip .45 acp, and an ashtray full of assorted cartridges for rifles I’ve never owned, too much?
Even if a small vial of patchouli oil is also rattling around in the ashtray?
Why does my lodge and my kids pack have to meet on the same night? There’s 7 to chose from, what’s so special about Wednesday?
Why am I still awake at 11:30PM?
How much is too much to spend for an atheme? What if it’s custom meteorite?
Will anointing my M4 with oils and incense fix the short cycling problem?
The ammo question is basically meaningless. What Squad Automatic Weapon do you have mounted in the Corolla? Whether it is .223 or 7.63 (i get that right?) NATO, just be sure the ammo matches the SAW and is belt-fed, OK?
.45 ACP is fine, but you need to keep them in loaded clips that match the pistol in your shoulder rig. I’m thinking 4 clips on your belt, plus the one in the pistol, plus 2 more in your pockets.
Rid yourdelf of unassorted ammo in the ashtray, in the glove box, etc. These do nothing for you.
I’d only politely suggest a double shoulder rig with the .45 on one side and a Desert Eagle .44 mag on the other, also with 4 loaded clips. If you calculate the weight of all this, I thin you will see why I do not recommend hanging all this stuff from one’s belt.
Well, he’s not into bumper stickers, but a good friend of mine is a hard core conservative who voted for Richard Nixon once, Reagan twice, and hates Bill Clinton but he’s also a Wiccan who’s a leading light in the local pagan community. He also collects guns and writes military fiction so I’ll refer your question about annointing an M4 to him. Every so often, he laments how difficult it is to be a conservative in the pagan community.
Please excuse the double post – I haven’t heard my morning cup of tea.
Here’s one of the reasons my friend says he votes for Republicans. He says one party wants to take his guns, while the other wants to take away his religion. He figures if it comes to it, he’s better off using his guns to defend his religion, rather than vice versa. Yes, this is said tongue-in-cheek.
You’re not familiar with “I’m a little teapot”?? :eek:
Siege, I did not know Bill was into weapons. I am now envisioning a picture of him standing at that iconic Pittsburgh landmark where the Allegheny and the Monongahela join to form the Ohio, doing a pastiche of Charlton Heston doing Moses, with arms lifted to split the waters.
I think if I were somebody other than me, I would be jealous of me for having the coolest cat in he world.
What’s the melting point of wood?
Could a dog nurse a human baby?
Will my cat suffer if he eats dog food?
genitals are so gross. I want to be like a barbie doll and just have plastic molded panties instead.
It’s probably just because of the region of the country I live in, but I don’t know the religious affliliations of any of the people at my gun club. Don’t much care, either. I think I could identify a couple of Roman Catholics just because of comments made about taking their kids to confirmation or whatever, but nobody in this area seems to primarily identify themselves by their religion. Now that I really think about it, I know that a couple of folks are Jews, but I’m not sure exactly how I know that.
I’m a sort of benign-neglect diest at this point, and I have absolutely no idea what ammunition I have in my truck just now. I know there has to be something in there, but I’m not sure how much or what kind.
Twin SAW’s mounted above the headlights should be standard equipment on Corollas sold in Denver. Dirty SOB’s with their gas guzzling SUV’s - brrrrappppp - USE YOUR SIGNAL, JERKWAD! MWA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!
Ahem, pardon me.
I was planning to make a display of some kind, but the assorted calibers just kept piling up in the ashtray. Probably going to freak out a cop someday and then I’ll be sorry.
The 16 rds of .45 are in Wilson Combat mags, for this , but I’m a little paranoid about carrying the M4 in the car. You know how Denver PD can get… If they’ll shoot a guy reaching for a pop can they’d probably take off and nuke the Corolla from orbit.
“Jefferson never said ‘separation of church and state’! Except for that letter to the Baptists, and you know what Baptists are like. HA HA!”
I’ve heard that (and variations thereof) frequently at the club. Of course, the loud mouths aren’t necessarily representative of the majority. But maybe next time we’re all around B.S.ing I’ll crack some jokes about the Treaty with Tripoli. That’ll slay 'em!
Lucky I’ve heard my morning Diet Pepsi (“fssssss” mostly, not a witty conversationalist that Diet Pepsi).
You know, “Plastic Molded Panties” would be a good name for a punk band.
There are thousands of Republican pagans, and even more Conservative pagans (I refuse to use the terms “Republican” and “Conservative” synonymously). There are thousands more gun-toting pagans (I’ve spent a lot of time with Indiana and Kentucky pagans, and I think they ALL have guns. And smoke.)
My dad’s a Republican (social) pagan. I’m not clear where he stands religiously, but he at least follows my step-mom to festivals and such. He has quite a few choice words (which I agree with) about so-called eco-witches who build three story bonfires for fun in the middle of July. I’m pretty sure he’s an NRA member, or at least supports gun owner’s rights. I also have the disconcerting feeling he might be the guy **Polycarp **and **Seige **are referring to.
I consider myself a radical conservative. I think we should look to the constitution (including the ammendments), and actually read it. I think courts are there to apply law, not make it. I think Federal Powers should be limited to those enumerated in the Constitution and Ammendments, and anything else they want to do should be done only with another Ammendment. I think that if this were done, abortion, guns, drugs and prostitution would all be legal, at least federally. Am I a Republican? No, not really. They scare the bejeesus out of me. Am I a Democrat? No, not really. I think they’re weak willed morons. Am I an Independant? No, I think they’re delusional. I’m just me.
And that is a SWEET athame. Much manlier than the Don Waterhawk piece I’ve been coveting for years.
Ammo in the truck. My department chair and I both flinched when they announced that they would be running sniffer-dogs on campus from now on. You see, both of us generally shoot whenever possible, so our trucks always have random rounds floating around in the glovebox, reloading tools behind the seats, etc. We are just waiting for the first hit by one of the dogs.
Local newspaper trumpets tha arrest of a local man, who was found with “multiple weapons in his home, along with thousands of rounds of ammunition.” A thousand rounds just means there was a sale at Turner’s! All you can do is read the list of weapons, smirk, and mutter “Amateur!” under your breath.
Nah, try to get a group of Wiccans (or any others neopagans) to meet on a regular schedule… Never gonna happen.
My Blue Lodge meets on Wednesday. We used to go dark over the summer, but new WM changed things up. Last I heard, we still don’t have air conditioning, so I won’t go until late September anyway. Inside a Magical Lodge really highlights the similarities between modern mystical tradition and masonic meetings.
Dragonfest? Probably should be, but it’s always something around here so I totally missed the boat.
Why do people wear shorts to work in a computer lab? It’s a constant 65 degrees in here…
Shoot me an email if you go next year. We can have a micro-mini Pagan Dope Fest.
A couple of years ago I heard some Christian speaker go on about the “Pagan Agenda.” I thought, “Have you met us? A working group can barely get together on a regular basis, let alone try to take over the US.”
Two deaths at Dragonfest, looks like natural causes.
I sure hope they fixed that road going into the place, first of July it rattled parts off of the truck I drove (thanks sis!). Worst washboards I’ve ever seen in my life…
