A few years ago I wrote a theory on dark matter. The gang on Physics forum laughed at me.
Now the scientific community is split and half agree with me (see last few nature journals).
Now another twist. It seems my theories on telepathy may just be proven using the same technology used to test for neutrinos. yes, humans and many other animals are telepathic.
More on this later. (Full details are in my book “The Illuminati Manifesto”
Max
Oh, and anyone interested in this subject I will take private discussions via email elixir[@]prbot.com
Max
No-no-no, me Boyo–that’s not how it works.
You get laughed at here & now, in real time.
Can you cite your earlier remarks on dark matter?
Can you cite where anybody in the science community agrees with your notions?
And did it ever enter that blazing inferno of contradictions that you use to think with, that merely because you may have been right on one subject (not yet demonstrated on this Board), it has no bearing whatsoever on whether or not you are correct in your views on a completely unrelated subject.
Now, what are these fulsome theories on “telepathy” of yours, my beamish boy?
Make it quick. I haven’t had a good laugh in weeks! 
::scales fall from eyes::
You mean… it was the Illuminati all along? Using telepathy? Via dark matter.
Hell and damnation, we’re all in trouble. Don’t even think about it… because then they’ll know.
:::backs slowly away::
fnord
You paid fifteen bucks for this?
How many fingers am I holding up right now?
Haj
I’m running a sweepstake on how many posts the OP will accrue before the inevitable self-comparison with Galileo - any takers?
PRBot.Com, we don’t allow members to hock their wares on the SDMB. I’ve removed your profile signature.
Cajun Man
for the SDMB
I want to hear the telepathy theories. Being a fantasy writer, I’m always on the lookout for a new plausible explanation for telepathic and other ESPish abilities.
Hold on, I’ll tell you.
Did you get all that?Captain, I am sensing great derision and hostility…
Darn you NoClueBoy you got there first.
Did it start out: “Dark matter is very thin at the top, much, much thicker in the middle, and then thin at the end again?”
OK, I’m sending a telepathic message out to PRBot…
Was it worth $14.95?
Huh. You know? I always thought it was hawk our wares.
Well, maybe he thought we were the virtual pawn shop for crackpot theories.
Psst… Hey, buddy! Wanna buy a manifesto? Never been used!
Who you kiddin? Nothing that threadbare is unused!
You people are cruel. Of course dark matter…er…matters. What do you think was the fuel source for the 1920’s D…aaackkkkk!
Uh oh! :eek: Chefguy’s been SLIMED!
Being the curious fellow that I am, I looked up his book on Amazon.com. Here is one of the reviews: