On the advice of my attorney I have decided to spend more time black out drunk.
Oh, the police already have them.
On the advice of my attorney I’m not answering calls, responding to email, making appearances, reading legal notices, or being “in the office” until my receptionist collects $450 from you.
Look, a real one:
The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette said Godshaw emailed the newspaper: ‘On the advice of counsel, neither myself nor fellow nude artist are giving comments at this time.’
On the advice of my attorney I have decided to call you a filthy liar and punch you right in your stupid face.